Jamie Lissow - College

  • Season 13 , Ep 8
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 4,223

Anybody here ever know anybody who went to college? (1:49)

COLLEGE STUDENTSHERE TONIGHT IN THE CROWD,

COLLEGE GRADUATESFOR A ROUND OF APPLAUSE?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THAT IS SO COOL.THANKS FOR CLAPPIN', MAN.

I WAS DOIN' A SHOWLAST WEEK IN AH--

- I WAS IN ALABAMA. AND AH--- [LAUGHTER]

IS-- IS SOMEBODY FROM THERE,'CAUSE I'LL CHANGE IT. UM--

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

WE WENT TO ALABAMA.IT WAS GREAT.

IT WAS A LOT OF FUN.BUT THEN, AFTER THAT, MAN,

WE WERE IN MISSISSIPPI.AND-- IS SOMEBODY FROM THERE?

ARE YOU SER-- UM--MISSISSIPPI WAS GREAT.IT WAS FANTASTIC AS WELL.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT IT WAS WEIRD.I CAME OUT THERE WAS LIKE

A COUPLE HUNDRED PEOPLEIN THE CROWD, PACKED,

YOU KNOW,YOUNG LOOKING PEOPLE.

AND I COME OUT AND I'M LIKE,

"HEY, YOU KNOW ANYBODY HEREGO TO COLLEGE?

YOU KNOW,MAKE SOME NOISE,GIVE IT UP."

YOU GUYS, 200 PEOPLE,DEAD SILENCE.

PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME LIKE,PISSED THAT I'D BROUGHT IT UP.

YOU KNOW, SO, I'M PANICKING.I'M LIKE, "THAT'S OKAY.

ANYBODY HERE EVER KNOW ANYBODYTHAT WENT TO COLLEGE?"

SHOOT-- "ANYBODY EVERDRIVE BY A COLLEGE?"

[LAUGHTER]

"ANYBODY KNOW HOWTO SPELL COLLEGE IF I LET YOU

- WORK IN GROUPS?- [LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

HAS ANYBODYEVER MADE A COLLAGE?"

[LAUGHTER]

THEY WERENICE PEOPLE, THOUGH.

MAN, ALABAMAARE THE NICEST PEOPLE.IT WAS LIKE,

ONE GUY COMES UP TO MEAFTER THE SHOW AND HE WAS LIKE,

"DO YOU GUYS REALLYHAVE STUDIO APARTMENTS?"

AND I'M LIKE, "YEAH, MAN."AND HE GOES,

HOW MUCH DO YOUPAY FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?"

AND I WAS LIKE,"2,000 BUCKS,"

I TOLD HIM THATWE PAID FOR OURS, TRUTH.AND HE WAS LIKE,

"$2,000?" HE GOES,"DO YOU REALIZE, HERE,

"YOU COULD LITERALLY GET LIKE,A FIVE BEDROOM HOUSE,

"WITH LIKE, THREE BATHROOMS,ON LIKE, TEN ACRES OF LAND,

OR SOMETHING?"AND I WAS LIKE, "I KNOW,

"BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM IS,OUT THE FRONT DOOR,

- ALABAMA IS THERE."- [LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

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