Super Bowl XLVII

  • Season 2 , Ep 4
  • 01/29/2013
  • Views: 4,976

Jeff Ross burns America's most important day of the year. (1:40)

BURNING, JEFF ROSS!

>> HOW YOU DOING?

THIS SUNDAY IS THE MOST

IMPORTANT DAY OF THE YEAR FOR

AMERICANS.

IT'S THE SUPER BOWL.

IT'S LIKE EVERY AMERICAN HOLIDAY

COMBINED.

WE EAT LIKE IT'S THANKSGIVING,

WE DRINK LIKE IT'S NEW YEAR'S,

AND WE OVERLY GLORIFY BLACK

PEOPLE LIKE IT'S MLK DAY.

I CAN'T WAIT.

SUPER BOWL XLVII IS IN THE BIG

EASY THIS YEAR.

NOT DEMI MOORE'S BLEED.

SOMEPLACE WAY [BLEEP], NEW

ORLEANS.

YOU CAN'T GET INTO THE SUPERDOME

FOR LESS THAN $1,000.

WHICH IS ASTOUNDING.

BECAUSE JUST A COUPLE YEARS AGO,

YOU COULD FLOAT IT OUT A CAR

DOOR.

>> ON SUPER BOWL SUNDAY I'M

HAVING MY OWN PRIVATE PARTY.

I'M GOING TO SIT ON THE COUCH,

EAT SOME CHICKEN WINGS, TAKE A

BONG HIT, AND JERK OFF TO BEION

SAY.

WAIT A MINUTE.

DEJA VU.

I KNOW.

THAT WAS LAST WEEK FOR THE

INAUGURATION.

DID YOU WATCH HER?

PEOPLE ARE SAYING SHE LIP SINKED

WHEN SHE SANG THE NATIONAL

ANTHEM.

I WATCHED HER LIPS.

THEY DIDN'T MOVE ONCE.

BION BEYONCE, I LOVE YOU.

DURING THE SUPER BOWL, OVER

15,000 TONS OF CHIPS AND 8

MILLION POUNDS OF GUACAMOLEY

WILL BE SCARFED DOWN, AND THAT'S

JUST IN JOHN MADDEN'S SHAME

CLOSET.

LOOK AT HIM.

HE PUT THE TAITER IN

COMMENTATOR.

I'M DROOLING JUST THINKING ABOUT

HIM

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