Circus Freaks

  • Season 2 , Ep 5
  • 10/01/2013
  • Views: 3,105

While visiting a circus sideshow, Connie empathizes with a group of caged freaks and becomes determined to rescue them. (1:38)

FOR THE GREATEST SIDE SHOWON EARTH!

BE AMAZED BY THE ONE-HEADED,ONE-TAILED SNAKE!

[snake hissing]

BE ASTOUNDED

BY THE MYSTERIOUSHORNLESS UNICORN!

- THIS IS LAME.LET'S GO.

- WAIT, WHO ARE THEY?

- OH, DON'T LOOK AT THEM.

THEY'RE JUST A BUNCHOF CIRCUS FREAKS.

BUT BEHOLD...

A BIRD THAT HASTHE ABILITY...

TO SWIM!

[duck quacks]

- NO, REALLY,WHO ARE THEY?

- [chuckles]WELL, IF YOU INSIST

ON SEEING THE LAME STUFF,HERE'S DOG BOY,

OCTOPUS LADY,GIRAFFE GIRL, AND--

- WHOA, LET ME GUESS.

THAT'S DICK NOSE.

- UH, NO, MY NAME IS JERRY.

- AND MY NEWEST ADDITION,

THE CARPET-MUNCHINGVAGINASAURUS!

- HEY!CONNIE IS NOT A FREAK!

- LUCAS, LET METAKE YOUR PICTURE

WITH THE BIG, UGLY FREAK.

- [screams, cries]

- THAT'S NOT RIGHT!

- DON'T WORRY.

I TREAT EACHAND EVERY ONE OF THEM

LIKE MY OWN CHILDREN.

[electricity crackles]

DID I MENTIONI [bleep]ING HATE MY CHILDREN?

- THEY NEED HELP.

[growls]

COME ON, FOLLOW ME!

- OH, MY GOD,WHAT DID SHE DO?

THEY CAN'T SURVIVEIN A NON-CAGE ENVIRONMENT.

THEY'LL GO CRAZYON THE OUTSIDE!

WE'VE GOT TO GET THEM BACK!

- UH, NOT ME.

I DON'T ASSOCIATEWITH ANYTHING THAT UGLY.

- YEAH, UNLESSIT BUYS YOU TWO DRINKS.

THEN YOU'LL GIVE ITA TOOTHY B.J.

IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM.

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