David Alan Grier - Basketball

Gardell, Armisen, Tucker, Houston Season 5, Ep 502 10/12/2001 Views: 3,100

Shaquille O'Neal is comparable to Superman. (1:28)

DAVID ALAN GRIER>>

WHAT'S GOIN' ON NEW YORK?

HOW ARE YOU GUYS FEELING?

YOU'RE PUMPED UP.

EVERYBODY'S IN THE FLOW.

WELL, THAT'S NICE.

THAT'S GREAT.

I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL HYPED UP.

'CAUSE I'M ACTUALLY--

I'M GOING THROUGH A LITTLE THING

MYSELF.

I'M NOT FEELING TOO GOOD.

WE MIGHT AS WELL GET THIS OUT.

YOU GUYS KNOW I'M FROM L.A.

HOME OF THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP

TEAM LAKERS.

(AUDIENCE BOOING)

WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT HAPPENED?

WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT TO ME.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LOVE?

WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR LITTLE

TEAM HERE?

THE KNICK--

THE KNICK KNOCKS?

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

TALK TO THE PLAYERS, OKAY?

'CAUSE THEY GOT TO WIN GAMES.

YOU JUST DON'T WIND UP

IN THE FINALS.

YOU GOT TO WIN SOME GAMES!

YOU DO.

YOU DO.

MY FAVORITE PLAYER IS

SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.

HE'S LIKE SUPERMAN.

YOU KNOW HIM.

(LAUGHTER)

KOBE, GIVE ME THE BALL, MAN.

KOBE, GIVE ME--

I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU, MAN.

GIVE ME THE BALL, MAN.

ALL RIGHT.

ACTUALLY, THE DREAM FINAL WOULD

BE THE KNICKS AND THE LAKERS.

THAT'S LIKE MY DREAM--

MAYBE NEXT YEAR.

SO LET'S KICK THIS SHOW OFF.

NOW, THE FIRST PERFORMER IS