Rocky LaPorte - The South

  • Season 9 , Ep 18
  • 06/09/2005
  • Views: 12,500

Rocky doesn't understand Southern sayings. (2:01)

YOU GUYS, YOU GO DOWN TO

THE SOUTH THERE THE PEOPLE...

THE ONLY THING ABOUT SOUTHERN

PEOPLE, THEY ALWAYS HAVE SAYINGS

FOR THINGS, YOU EVER NOTICE

THAT?

YEAH.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY MEAN.

YOU GO, "HEY, WHAT DOES THAT

MEAN?"

THEY'LL TELL YOU MORE STUFF THAT

MAKES LESS SENSE.

[LAUGHTER]

I SWEAR TO GOD, I WAS IN TEXAS,

THIS GUY GOES,

[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT] "HE WAS

MADDER THAN A PIT BULL WITH A

FROG ON HIS ASS IN A TORNADO IN

THE MIDDLE OF JULY."

[LAUGHTER]

HE... WHAT HAPPENED?

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

"HEY, YOU PUT YOUR PIGS IN A

BARN, YOU BETTER PUT A HAT ON

YOUR TURKEY THERE, JUNIOR."

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT...?

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?

"YA SHAVE YOUR DOG'S ASS,

HOW'S YOUR HORSE GONNA GET

HOME?"

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

AND THEY KEEP SAYING THAT STUFF

ALL DAY LONG.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

UP NORTH, WHEN PEOPLE TELL YOU

STUFF, YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS,

AM I RIGHT?

YEAH.

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID,

THIS GUY GOES, "HEY, GET OFF

MY LAWN BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN

YOUR ASS."

[LAUGHTER]

YEAH.

RIGHT AWAY I KNEW WHAT THAT

MEANT.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

HE DIDN'T WANT ME ON THE LAWN.

[LAUGHTER]

THERE'S NO FROGS.

NOBODY HAD A HAT ON.

I DIDN'T HAVE TO SHAVE ANYBODY'S

ASS.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD SAYINGS.

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID

MY NEIGHBOR GOES, "I'LL FIX

YOUR WAGON."

HOW DO YOU KNOW I EVEN HAVE

A WAGON?

[LAUGHTER]

I WAS LIKE NINETEEN.

I HARDLY USE IT ANYMORE.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

ONE TIME HE TOLD ME HE WAS GONNA

COOK MY GOOSE.

LIKE YOU DIDN'T EVEN FIX

MY [BLEEP] WAGON YET!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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