T.J. Miller - White T-Shirts

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 10/09/2012
  • Views: 15,921

T.J. Miller wishes that he could wear an oversized white t-shirt and make it look cool. (1:12)

AND THEY STOP THE CONVERSATION

TO POINT TO THE CLOCK,'CAUSE IT'S 11:11--

"OH! IT'S 11:11!MAKE A WISH!"--

AND 30 SECONDS LATER,THEY'RE STILL ALIVE,

MY WISH DIDN'T COME TRUE.

[laughter]

I THINK THAT IT'S STRANGETHAT BLACK GUYS CAN WEAR

JEANS AND A WHITE T-SHIRTAND STILL MAKE IT LOOK COOL.

YOU KNOW,IF YOU SEE I WHITE GUY

IN JEANSAND AN OVERSIZED WHITE T-SHIRT,

YOU'RE JUST LIKE,"OH, LOOK AT THAT POOR MAN.

"LOOK AT THATPOOR, OLD WHITE BOY.

"HE CAN'T AFFORD LETTERSOR COLORS OR GRAPHICS

"FOR HIS SHIRT AT ALL.

"HE JUST GOESTO T-SHIRT STORES LIKE,

'HOW MUCH ARE THEYBEFORE YOU START?'"

I SAW--I SAW THIS BLACK GUY.

HE HAD AN OVERSIZED,WHITE T-SHIRT,

BUT IT WAS SO BIG,SO OVERSIZED,

THAT HE WAS PRIMARILYA WHITE T-SHIRT.

[laughter]

HE LOOKED LIKE A HIP-HOP GHOST.

I WALKED UP TO HIMAND I WAS LIKE,

"SIR? SIR?

"WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVEON THIS WORLD

"THAT IS PREVENTING YOUFROM GOING TO THE AFTERLIFE?

AND HOW CAN I HELP?"

TURNED OUT HE JUST HADTO KICK THE ASS

OF A TODDLER-BODIED WHITE GUY.

I HELPED HIM RIGHT AWAY.

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