Chuck Tingle's been here
drafting his"taintalizing" new saga,
Pounded by the Pole, to decidewhich Tingler I write,
which was chosen,uh, on our Twitter poll
by our pervert fans,uh, who I love.
The first chapter is done.Chuck, how did it go?
Oh, it went so good, huh?
I am the best authorin the world, so I know
when we have a hit on our hands.And we have a big-time hit.
Well, what is your...what is your
what is your strapping T. rexwhispering in your ear?
Oh, he's telling methat it's the biggest hit
and that we're gonna beHollywood big-timers.
-Okay, great. Well,I'm very excited. -Can we...
I'm very excited right now.
This is a very specialand confusing occasion.
-So we-we brought...-Chris, can we stop
calling him a T. rex?'Cause he's clearly a D. rex.
-100 points to Heather Campbell.-Hey.
-Uh...-WHEATON: I was gonna say
it looks like thingsare getting a little
rex in there. -We have a ver...we-we have a very special guest
we brought in to bring youthis brand-new Tingler.
Ladies and gentlemen,from one of my favorite shows,
you know him as Benderfrom Futurama,
-All right, stop, we're gonnarun out of time. -(mouths)
Stop it, the show's live.The show's live, I tell you!
All right. We're gonnarun out of time. John.
-Yes. It's great to be here.-Thank you for being here.
Well, it's really amazing--I'll be associated with this man
-for the rest of my life, so...-You will be. Yeah.
-(exhales deeply)-Do you mind... do you mind
giving us a little Benderwith this...
-Uh, no, absolutely not.-Okay.
-I-I would like to read thisall for you here. -Great.
(as Bender):"I realize now
"that the handsome pollis hitting on me.
"And this is anunmistakable truth.
"There is no denying now thatthis handsome, living poll
"is hot to trot
"for my wayas a struggling author.
"Overwhelmed with desire,
"I drop the headdown to my knees
"and unzip the pants
"of my handsome poll,
"gazing up at his muscular bod.
"the poll's massive dongsprings forth.
"It is so dang big!
"And I say, 'Oh heck.
"'That's a big dong.
'And it is sexy."