- Ever since I was a boy,
I wanted four wives.
[sweeping harp music]
Careful girls, save some for me.[women moaning]
I'm about to jumpon the never-ending bang train.
Pelvic thrust times four.
Is that a hair--oh, oh, no.
No, Veronica,you don't look fat.
No, Tammy, your nosedoesn't look too big.
No, Sarah, your boobsaren't too small.
[corny sitcom laughter]
What's in there? [canned laughter]
Okay, who hasn't [bleep] yet?