Tommy Davidson - Cotton South

Hahn, Gulman, Kahaney, Regular Joe's Season 3, Ep 0304 02/01/2000 Views: 11,776

A McDonald's in Pickensville, AL scares Tommy to death. (2:13)

I'VE BEEN TRAVELINGTHIS COUNTRY A LOT.

I RECENTLY WENT DOWN SOUTH

AND IT WAS DIFFERENTFROM NEW YORK.

I AIN'T TALKINGABOUT ATLANTA.

( laughter )

I'M TALKINGABOUT THE COTTON SOUTH.

I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT MIAMI.

THAT'S THE ORANGE SOUTH.

YOU NEVER HEARD NO OLD

NEGRO SPIRITUALSABOUT PICKING ORANGES.

THEY AIN'T LET US PICKNO ORANGES.

♪ I'M ABOUT TO PICKTHEM ORANGES ♪

♪ THEN I'M GOING TO SQUEEZEME SOME JUICE. ♪

( laughter )

THEY KNOW WE'D HAVE CAME BACKWITH A BAG FULL OF PEELS.

WE DON'T KNOWWHAT HAPPENED, MASSA...

BUT WE SHO' FEEL HEALTHY.

WHAT YOU DOIN' NOW?

I WAS SO DEEP SOUTH

THE BLACK PEOPLE SCAREDME THERE.

I WAS IN A LITTLE TOWNCALLED PICKINSVILLE, GEORGIA.

PICKINSVILLE.

WHAT YOU THINKTHEY DID THERE ONE DAY?

I WALKED IN THE McDONALDS.

YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHTI WAS WALKING BACK IN TIME.

BROTHER SCARED MEBEHIND THE COUNTER, MAN.

I WALK IN, I WAS LIKE,"HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?

GIVE ME A BIG MAC..."

SHH, BOY.

LOST YOUR MIND.

YOU GOING TO HOLDYOUR VOICE DOWN IN HERE.

NOW WHAT YOU WANT?

AND HUR'D UP.

HUR'D UP!

THAT'S HURRY IT UP,IN CASE YOU...

( laughter )

I SAID, "HEY, MAN,GIVE ME A BIG MAC."

I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME.

POINT TO THE NUMBER!

THEY FIND OUT YOU CAN READ,THEY WILL KILL YO' ASS, BOY.

( laughter and applause )

YOU WANT A NUMBER ONE,TWO, THREE OR FOUR?

LOOK AT THE PICTUREAND MATCH IT UP WITH THE NUMBER.

DON'T LOOK AT THE EGGSAND THE SAUSAGE.

THAT'S FOR IN THE MORNIN'.

NOW YOU TAKE THIS BAGAND YOU RUN, BOY.

TAKE THE...?

RUN, BOY!

YOU FORGOT THE APPLE PIE.