Harland Williams - Disclaimer

Edwards, Kennedy, Bozeman, Messing Season 4, Ep 0408 01/27/2001 Views: 981

Premium Blend is not a gasoline. (1:43)

"PREMIUM BLEND" HAVE ASKED ME

TO COME OUT AND DO A LITTLE

DISCLAIMER.

IT APPEARS THERE'S BEEN A LITTLE

CONFUSION WITH THE NAME,

"PREMIUM BLEND."

SO HERE'S THE LITTLE DISCLAIMER

I'VE GOTTA DO.

♪ "PREMIUM BLEND,"

♪ IT'S NOT A GASOLINE

♪ "PREMIUM BLEND"

♪ IS NOT A GASOLINE

♪ SO DON'T TAPE

♪ "PREMIUM BLEND"

♪ ON YOUR VIDEO MACHINE

♪ AND TRY TO STUFF

♪ THE VHS TAPE

♪ INTO YOUR CAR BECAUSE

♪ IT MIGHT WRECK YOUR ENGINE

♪ AND THE PRODUCERS

♪ ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE

♪ "PREMIUM BLEND,"

♪ IT'S NOT A COFFEE BEAN

♪ PREMIUM BLEND

♪ IS NOT A COFFEE BEAN

♪ SO DON'T TAPE

♪ "PREMIUM BLEND"

♪ AND TRY TO DRINK IT

♪ BECAUSE THE VIDEOTAPE

♪ MIGHT UNWIND

♪ IN YOUR INTESTINE

♪ AND YOU'LL END UP

♪ TAKING A TWO-HOUR POO

♪ UNLESS YOUR STOMACH

♪ IS ON SLOW SPEED,

♪ IT'LL BE A SIX-HOUR POO

♪ AND THE PRODUCERS

♪ ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE

♪ "PREMIUM BLEND,"

♪ IT'S A COMEDY SHOW

♪ SO LAUGH AND GIGGLE

♪ AND GIGGLE AND LAUGH

♪ AND LAUGH AND GIGGLE

♪ TILL THE LITTLE BLOOD VESSEL

♪ POPS IN THE BACK OF

♪ YOUR BRAIN

♪ AND YOU FALL ON THE GROUND

♪ AND YOUR EYES ROLL BACK

♪ IN YOUR HEAD

♪ AND BLOOD STARTS

♪ FOAMING OUT OF YOUR NOSE

AND YOU HAVE GIANT SEIZURES

AND YOU DIE A MISERABLE DEATH,

♪ BUT THE PRODUCERS

♪ ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WELL, LET'S GET THIS