Eric Andre - Centaur Cops

Season 2, Ep 0206 06/21/2007 Views: 7,412

Scientists should combine cops and horses. (1:30)

Had to get usedto a couple things.

First of all, cops on horseback?

Is that Bizarro Worldto anybody else.

Cops on horses...what's going on?

Is there a lot of illegaljousting going on in the city

that we don't know about?

And I think what the scientistsought to do is combine the two.

Like combine the horseand the cop

and just make cop centaurs.

Just an evil breed of half-man,half-horse cop.

They could be flying all overthe city like it's Fantasia.


Imagine getting pulled overby a centaur cop.

He comes galloping upto your car.

It's like...

(imitates horse galloping)


(deep voice):"Excuse me, miss.

Do you realize how fastyou were going?"

"No, sorry, Officer.

How fast was I going?"


"I have no goddamn idea."


I'm a (bleep) mutant.


Do you have any sugar cubesI can suck on?

They're delicious.