Eric Andre - Centaur Cops

  • Season 2, Ep 0206
  • 06/21/2007
  • Views: 6,487

Scientists should combine cops and horses. (1:30)

Had to get usedto a couple things.

First of all, cops on horseback?

Is that Bizarro Worldto anybody else.

Cops on horses...what's going on?

Is there a lot of illegaljousting going on in the city

that we don't know about?

And I think what the scientistsought to do is combine the two.

Like combine the horseand the cop

and just make cop centaurs.

Just an evil breed of half-man,half-horse cop.

They could be flying all overthe city like it's Fantasia.

(roaring)

Imagine getting pulled overby a centaur cop.

He comes galloping upto your car.

It's like...

(imitates horse galloping)

(whinnying)

(deep voice):"Excuse me, miss.

Do you realize how fastyou were going?"

"No, sorry, Officer.

How fast was I going?"

(whinnying)

"I have no goddamn idea."

(laughter)

I'm a (bleep) mutant.

(laughter)

Do you have any sugar cubesI can suck on?

They're delicious.

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