Had to get usedto a couple things.
First of all, cops on horseback?
Is that Bizarro Worldto anybody else.
Cops on horses...what's going on?
Is there a lot of illegaljousting going on in the city
that we don't know about?
And I think what the scientistsought to do is combine the two.
Like combine the horseand the cop
and just make cop centaurs.
Just an evil breed of half-man,half-horse cop.
They could be flying all overthe city like it's Fantasia.
Imagine getting pulled overby a centaur cop.
He comes galloping upto your car.
(imitates horse galloping)
(deep voice):"Excuse me, miss.
Do you realize how fastyou were going?"
"No, sorry, Officer.
How fast was I going?"
"I have no goddamn idea."
I'm a (bleep) mutant.
Do you have any sugar cubesI can suck on?
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