The Colbert Report

Henry Kissinger Pt. 1

Season 7 • 06/13/2011

Henry Kissinger explains why he stopped playing chess with his eight-year-old grandson.

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Stephen says goodnight.
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Mitt Romney Leads in Fox News Poll
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Mitt Romney can't keep the cameraman's attention when he announces his presidential candidacy.
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Shaquille O'Neal Retires
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Shaquille O'Neal announces his retirement from professional basketball.
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The Word - The Business End
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Mitt Romney knows how to treat America's sick economy with his business experience.
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Andrew Breitbart Reveals Weiner Photo
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Opie and Anthony betray the sacred tradition of confidentiality between respected journalist and shock jock.
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Tom Ridge
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Tom Ridge believes natural gas is a matter of economic and national security.
06/09/2011
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Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen checks himself out in the mirror.
06/13/2011
07:16

Sport Report - Miami Heat, FIFA & Freestyle Canoe Dancing
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The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting.
06/13/2011
04:18

Henry Kissinger Pt. 2
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Henry Kissinger and Stephen have a difference of opinion regarding the Cold War.
06/13/2011
02:51

Anthony Weiner Gym Photos
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Stephen ensures that there won't be any more photos of a naked and/or turgid Anthony Weiner.
06/13/2011
06:20

Henry Kissinger Pt. 1
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Henry Kissinger will negotiate with Mao Zedong but has cut off relationships with an eight-year-old.
06/13/2011
05:20

Close Sesame
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"Sesame Street" brainwashes kids by teaching them the importance of saving and self-control.
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06:28

Janny Scott
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Janny Scott thinks the real story of Barack Obama's mother is far more interesting than the oversimplified version.
06/14/2011
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Intro - 6/14/11
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Stephen names the GOP debate winner, examines "Sesame Street" corruption and talks to Janny Scott about Barack Obama's mother.
06/14/2011
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Sign Off - Marshmallows
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Stephen shoves marshmallows in his mouth.
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Elephants in the Room
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Michele Bachmann announces her candidacy at the second Republican debate, and Tim Pawlenty runs for Mitt Romney's vice president.
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Iran Bans Necklaces and Shorts
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Stephen calls on his Iranian brothers to embrace the bedrock Western value of short shorts.
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The Word - Shock the Vote
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There's no better way to show the horrors of universal health care than with the release of "The Texas Chainsaw Medicare."
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Kindergarten GOP
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The GOP brand is about as popular with kids as an episode of "60 Minutes" hosted by a tube of Sensodyne.
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Intro - 6/15/11
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Sign Off - Stephen Wears Shorts
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Stephen rubs Purell on his bare legs.
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