Extended - Donald Trump Gets Pressed on National Security

Extended - Thursday, September 22, 2016 - Uncensored 09/22/2016 Views: 515

Mae Whitman, Derek Waters and Rich Fulcher grill Donald Trump (Anthony Atamanuik) about his strategy for keeping America safe. (2:07)

These days, America faces

ongoing threats, both foreign

and domestic.

ISIS, North Korea, a resurgent

Klan.

>> I love it.

>> HARDWICK: O.J. Simpson.

"Suicide Squad."

Wario.

Comedians, what questions do you

have for Mr. Trump on the topic

of securing America?

Rich Fulcher.

>> Uh, your first official

presidential sit-down with

Vladimir Putin...

Tongue?

(laughter)

>> Rim job.

>> HARDWICK: All right. Points.

>> Whoa! Whoa!

(applause)

>> HARDWICK: Derek Waters.

>> As an American, at 37 years

old...

>> Show me your papers.

>> I don't...

I don't have them.

(laughter and applause)

I don't have them.

>> I don't believe you.

>> Well, let's just say I was an

American and I've been here for

37 years.

How can you secure me that

people are gonna watch Drunk

History September 27 on Comedy

Central, and on the app, now

streaming on Hulu?

>> I love this guy.

I love this guy, 'cause he's

funny, he's funny.

(cheering and applause)

>> HARDWICK: Uh, I guess I'll

give Derek points for plugging

his own show. Mae?

>> Thank you, Chris.

>> Uh, I've got one.

So how can you secure America

when you can't even secure a

toupee to your damn head?

>> HARDWICK: That's a fair

question.

>> This is real.

>> HARDWICK: That's a fair

question.

Can I pull it?

>> Listen.

>> I just got to know.

>> I'm going to use my lifeline.

I'm gonna use my lifeline.

>> HARDWICK: There's no lifeline

on this show.

>> Yes. I get three lifelines.

Poll the audience, phone a

friend, and insult the

moderator.

>> HARDWICK: I don't... I don't

know why you think you can just

come on to my show and insult

me left and right.

>> Excuse me.

Cram it, you un-bullied dork.

You Swiffer with stubble.

You gay kindergartner who wished

he was big.

You doily that plays video

games.

You illuminati by marriage.

You're like a manicure...

(laughter)

You're like a manicure that

became a real boy.

You dick-joke Teddy Ruxpin in

skinny jeans.

Get bent.

>> Wow.

>> HARDWICK: All right.

(applause)

All right.

A lot of that's really hard to

argue.