- SO, STEVE, AFTER TWO YEARSOF TAKING MULTIPLE DAILY SHOTS
IN THE BUTTOCKS, YOU CAN EXPECTTO GO FROM THIS HAIRLESS FREAK
TO THIS HANDSOME DEVIL.
- WHAT IS THAT,LIKE, FOUR MORE HAIRS?
- UP TO FOUR MORE HAIRS.
GROWITOL.
ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF GROWITOL'SRIGHT FOR YOU.
- YOU ARE MY DOCTOR.THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
- AM I?YOU KNOW, STEVE,
I ALWAYS SAW YOU MOREAS A FRIEND.
BESIDES, I WAS BANNED FROMPRACTICING MEDICINE YEARS AGO.
[chuckles]
I'M NOT KIDDING.
- ISN'T THERE ANYTHING ELSEYOU CAN GIVE ME?
WITHOUT HAIR,I'M NOBODY.
I'M NOT SMART,I'M NOT AS ATHLETIC AS I LOOK,
MY PERSONALITYIS NON-EXISTENT,
YET SOMEHOW GRATING.
- WELL, STEVE,THERE IS THE HAIR TONIC
THAT I USE.
I PURCHASED ITON THE CHINESE BLACK MARKET.
OR WAS ITTHE BLACK CHINESE MARKET?
ANYWAY IT'S MADEWITH TIGER SPERM.
NOW REMEMBER, FRIEND,JUST RUB A THIMBLEFUL
ON YOUR SCALP ONCE A WEEK--OOH.
NOT GOOD.
LUCKY FOR YOU,I'M ALSO A MALPRACTICE ATTORNEY.
MY CARD.
- MAN, IT'S HOTALL OF A SUDDEN.
[suspenseful music]
[horn blaring]
[crash]
[door alarm pinging]
WHAT HAPPENED?
MAN, I GOT A WICKED HANGOVER.OH, GOD.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?[guns cocking]