What Have I Done?

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 11/20/2012
  • Views: 8,636

Steve visits his doctor for advice on how to deal with his secret baldness. (1:25)

- SO, STEVE, AFTER TWO YEARSOF TAKING MULTIPLE DAILY SHOTS

IN THE BUTTOCKS, YOU CAN EXPECTTO GO FROM THIS HAIRLESS FREAK

TO THIS HANDSOME DEVIL.

- WHAT IS THAT,LIKE, FOUR MORE HAIRS?

- UP TO FOUR MORE HAIRS.

GROWITOL.

ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF GROWITOL'SRIGHT FOR YOU.

- YOU ARE MY DOCTOR.THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

- AM I?YOU KNOW, STEVE,

I ALWAYS SAW YOU MOREAS A FRIEND.

BESIDES, I WAS BANNED FROMPRACTICING MEDICINE YEARS AGO.

[chuckles]

I'M NOT KIDDING.

- ISN'T THERE ANYTHING ELSEYOU CAN GIVE ME?

WITHOUT HAIR,I'M NOBODY.

I'M NOT SMART,I'M NOT AS ATHLETIC AS I LOOK,

MY PERSONALITYIS NON-EXISTENT,

YET SOMEHOW GRATING.

- WELL, STEVE,THERE IS THE HAIR TONIC

THAT I USE.

I PURCHASED ITON THE CHINESE BLACK MARKET.

OR WAS ITTHE BLACK CHINESE MARKET?

ANYWAY IT'S MADEWITH TIGER SPERM.

NOW REMEMBER, FRIEND,JUST RUB A THIMBLEFUL

ON YOUR SCALP ONCE A WEEK--OOH.

NOT GOOD.

LUCKY FOR YOU,I'M ALSO A MALPRACTICE ATTORNEY.

MY CARD.

- MAN, IT'S HOTALL OF A SUDDEN.

[suspenseful music]

[horn blaring]

[crash]

[door alarm pinging]

WHAT HAPPENED?

MAN, I GOT A WICKED HANGOVER.OH, GOD.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?[guns cocking]

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