#HashtagWars - #BadSummerJobs

  • Season 1, Ep 01088
  • 07/15/2014
  • Views: 331

Not all summer jobs are worth the money, and Paul F. Tompkins, Mary Lynn Rajskub and Scott Aukerman come up with a few horrible ones that wouldn't pay off. (1:37)

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IT'S TIME FOR TONIGHT'S "HASHTAGWARS."

>> Chris: YOU KNOW SUMMER TIMETEENS OF 20 SOMETHING ALL OVER

AMERICA HAVE PICKED UP SUMMERJOBS FOR SOME EXTRA CASH.

BUT NOT ALL JOBS ARE WORTH THEMONEY YOU MAKE. SO WITH THAT IN

MIND, TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS BADSUMMER JOBS.

SO EXAMPLES MIGHT BE SUN BURNSCRAPER, OR GUY FIERI GOLD BOND

APPLIER, OR NEW JERSEY SHORELIBRARIAN.

THAT'S NOT A JOB.

I WILL PUT 50 SECONDS ON THECLOCK.

GO.

PAUL F. TOMKINS.

>> SNOWMAN.>> DELIGHTFUL!

Chris: THAT IS MAYBE MYFAVORITE CLEANEST JOKE.

POINTS.

NEXT ONE SCOTT.>> MILF-WRANGLER AT A SUGAR RAY

CONCERT. KIND OF THE OPPOSITE.>> Chris: POINTS. MARY LYNN.

>> JACK BAUER'S INTERIORDESIGNER.

>> Chris: POINTS FOR THEREFERENCES.

SCOTT.

>> URINAL CAKE DECORATOR.

Chris: BAD JOB.

SCOTT.

>> PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO KATHRYNHIGEL.

>> Chris: POINTS. SHE DENIED ALLOF IT. SHE DENIED IT ALL.

PAUL.

>> FEDERAL BIKINI INSPECTOR.

THEY'RE NOT JUST LOOKING ATBIKINIS.

THEY'RE LOOKING FOR BIKINIBOMBS.

>> Chris: PAUL.

>> SHARK WHISPERER.

Chris: POINTS. MARY LYNN.

>> BROOKSTONE VIBRATING CHAIRCLEANER.

>> Chris: OH, MAN.

POINTS. SCOTT.

>> GUY FIERE TIP BLEACHER.

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THESETIPS.

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