Lewis Black - Sun Block

  • Season 1, Ep 4
  • 12/21/1998
  • Views: 11,889

Lewis doesn't trust sun block. (1:36)

AND EVERYBODY KNOWSWHY THE WEATHER IS SCREWED UP.

IT'S CAUSE WE LOSTTHE OZONE LAYER.

WELL, IF WE LOST THE OZONE LAYER

WHY DIDN'T WE PUT ITON MILK CARTONS

AND TRY TO FIND IT?

IT'S ABSOLUTELY STUPID

THAT WE LIVEWITHOUT AN OZONE LAYER.

WE HAVE MEN, WE'VE GOT ROCKETS,WE'VE GOT SARAN WRAP.

FIX IT!

AND DON'T COME BACK TILL YOU DO.

THE ONLY THINGTHAT WE'VE COME UP WITH

TO DEAL WITH THE FACT THATWE DON'T HAVE AN OZONE LAYER

IS SUNBLOCK...

AND I DON'T TRUST THAT STUFFAT ALL, OKAY?

WHY? BECAUSE THE PEOPLEWHO TOLD US ABOUT SUNBLOCK

ARE THE SAME PEOPLEWHO SAID EGGS ARE GOOD.

AND THEN THEY SAIDEGGS WERE BAD...

AND THEN THEY SAIDEGGS WERE GOOD.

THEN THEY SAID THEY WERE BAD.

THEN THEY SAIDTHE YELLOWS ARE ACTUALLY BAD

BUT THE WHITES ARE...MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

IT'S BREAKFAST! I'VE GOT TO EAT!

YOU'LL FIND OUT ABOUT SUNBLOCKIN A NUMBER OF YEARS.

YOU'LL FIND OUT THAT THAT'STHE REASON YOU HAD CHOLESTEROL.

THEY'LL GO,"IT WASN'T THE STEAK.

IT WAS THE SUNBLOCK."

I DON'T USE...I DON'T USE SUNBLOCK.

WHAT I USE IS CRISCO.

IT'S THE BEST.

YOU CAN GET A TUB OF IT.

IT COSTS ABOUT A BUCK TEN.

YOU CAN SHARE ITWITH EVERYBODY AT THE BEACH.

AND THE GREAT THING ABOUT CRISCOIS YOU NEVER GET BURNED.

'CAUSE WHEN YOU START TO SIZZLE,YOU MOVE YOUR ASS.

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