Cannot Go to Jail

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 12/12/2013
  • Views: 3,432

Kyle Newacheck warns Adam of the potential consequences of partying with the Lady Troopers, and Adam realizes that he would not do well in prison. (0:47)

- [retching]

- LADY TROOPERSIN THE BUILDING!

GIRL-TO-GUY RATIOIS OFF THE HOOK.

- ADAM, BRO.

WE HAVE GOT TO GET THESELITTLE GIRLS OUT OF HERE, MAN.

IF THEY HAVE ANY BOOZE ORANY DRUGS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT,

YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL.

- WHAT?I CANNOT GO TO JAIL, DUDE.

[cell phone chimes]

WHAT DO YOU--WHAT DO YOU THINKI SHOULD DO?

- UH-OH.MY MOM'S TEXTING.

- KYLE.KYLE!

EH, I CANNOT GOTO JAIL, DUDES.

I HAVE VERY SMASHABLEBUTT CHEEKS.

I ACCIDENTALLY WENTON A GAY DATE ONCE,

AND HE TOLD ME I HAVEVERY SMASHABLE BUTT CHEEKS.

- YEAH, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'TTELL THAT TO PEOPLE.

- YEAH, MAN.

YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'TTELL THAT TO PEOPLE.

- I COMPLETELY AGREE.

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