Happy Cole - Crying in a Relationship

Cole, Kennedy, Beckwith, Wells Season 4, Ep 0405 01/08/2001 Views: 4,531

Men are more sensitive than woman think; they just show it differently. (2:52)

YOU GROW UP.

YOU MEET SOMEBODY.

YOU FALL IN LOVE, AND YOU LIVE

HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

>> HAPPY: THANK YOU.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

LISTEN.

HOW MANY PEOPLE IN LOVE?

WHO'S IN LOVE TONIGHT?

ANYBODY IN LOVE?

LOOK AT THAT.

ABOUT 8 PEOPLE.

THAT'S IT.

WOMEN ARE BETTER AT LOVE BECAUSE

WOMEN CAN DO THINGS THAT MEN

CANNOT DO.

FOR EXAMPLE, WOMEN CAN HIDE

THINGS FROM A MAN FOR A VERY

LONG TIME.

I'LL TAKE MY HAT OFF TO YOU,

LADIES.

YOU CAN DO THAT.

THE FIRST TWO YEARS YOU DATE A

WOMAN, SHE IS FLAWLESS.

FLAW-LESS.

SHE WAKES UP LOOKING LIKE A

BEAUTY QUEEN.

SHE GOES TO BED LOOKING LIKE A

BEAUTY QUEEN.

AND WHEN SHE'S SLEEPS THE NIGHT,

SHE JUST PURRS LIKE A LITTLE

KITTY CAT ALL NIGHT.

AND WE LAY THERE IN AMAZEMENT.

"GOOD NIGHT, HONEY."

(PURRING)

"OH, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY.

I LOVE YOU, KITTY."

(PURRING)

TWO YEARS.

THIRD YEAR, NO MORE KITTY CAT.

KITTY CAT GONE.

THIRD YEAR.

"GOOD NIGHT, HONEY."

(SNORING LOUDLY)

"IS THAT YOU, PUMPKIN?"

(SNORING CONTINUES)

"WHAT'D YOU DO, EAT THE KITTY

CAT?

WHERE THE HELL'S THE KITTY CAT?"

WOMEN CAN DO THINGS-- I DON'T

KNOW HOW THEY DO THEM, BUT WOMEN

ARE JUST AMAZING, WHAT THEY DO.

I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO IT.

WOMEN CAN CRY WHEN THEY WANT

TO CRY.

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU DO IT,

LADIES.

NO WARNING, NO WARM-UP,

NO NOTHING.

JUST WALK UP TO 'EM.

"HEY, HONEY.

HOW WAS YOUR DAY?"

(SCREECH'S)

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

"WELL, HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG?"

"NOTHING."

"THEN WHY YOU CRYING?"

"I'M ALL RIGHT.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOU FEEL

BAD."

AND LADIES ALWAYS SAID THAT MEN

ARE NOT SENSITIVE.

WE DON'T FEEL THINGS LIKE YOU

GUYS DO.

SEE, THAT'S NOT WHAT IT IS.

WE JUST SHOW EMOTION IN A

DIFFERENT MANNER.

THAT'S ALL THE PROBLEM IS RIGHT

THERE.

I WAS GOING OUT WITH THIS GIRL

A LONG TIME OKAY-- RIGHT?--

HAD A LITTLE ARGUMENT ABOUT THE

RELATIONSHIP.

SHE YELLED AT ME.

SHE WAS LIKE, "LOOK.

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT DIRECTION

THIS THING IS GOING IN."

AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, YOU MIGHT

WANT TO PACK YOUR BAG,

GET THE HELL OUT!"

NOW, I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT.

I WANTED TO SAY, "PERHAPS YOU'RE

RIGHT.

LET'S TALK ABOUT IT."

BUT SOMEHOW, "PACK YOUR BAGS

AND GET THE HELL OUT," JUST CAME

OUT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

SO SHE STARTED TO CRY.

SHE WAS LIKE, "HOW CAN YOU SAY

THAT TO ME AND NOT CRY

YOURSELF?"

SO I FELT BAD.

I STARTED TO CRY.

YOU KNOW, I WAS LIKE...

(CRYING)

"NOW, PACK YOUR BAGS...

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

"AND GET THE HELL OUT.

BOO-HOO.

BYE-BYE."

I'M HAPPY CO