The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 8 • 11/05/2003

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06:41

Michael Beschloss
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Michael Beschloss compares the reconstruction after World War II to the reconstruction that will take place in Iraq.
11/04/2003
01:48

Snowy Bishop
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The world's first openly gay bishop is formally consecrated, he's like a pope but yellow.
11/04/2003
04:18

Mess O'Potamia - U.S.S. Pussy-Out
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The $87.5 billion package for Iraqi aid was voted on by 6 senators, the other 94 senators just couldn't make it on time.
11/04/2003
02:44

Fix That Flag
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Lou Young is one crusading journalist that's making the tough decisions about your patriotism for you.
11/04/2003
02:24

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Rock the Vote
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All the major Democratic Party Candidates showed up to Rock the Vote with CNN.
11/05/2003
05:56

Bob Newhart
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Bob Newhart and Jon talk about stand-up comedy and how Bob got started.
11/05/2003
02:11

Saffron
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Produce Pete tells us about the mysterious spice saffron and why it is better than cocaine.
11/05/2003
02:27

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Thirty Second Bits
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CNN gives Democratic candidates thirty-second bits to connect with the young people of today.
11/05/2003
00:10

Moment of Zen - Dennis Kucinich Remix
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Dennis Kucinich's thirty second Rock the Vote video rules.
11/05/2003
05:06

Is it Hot in Here or is it Just You?
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Sierra College Student declares that the girls on his campus are not hot and Stephen Colbert checks out his theory.
11/05/2003
00:58

I'm Talking to You Dieter!
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Jon speculates on how it feels to compete in the New York City Marathon and lose to P. Diddy.
11/05/2003
03:06

Global Earthwatch - Endangered Birds
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Samantha Bee explains how years of human intervention -- mainly in the form of us shooting them -- have taken a horrible toll on the California Condor.
11/06/2003
02:42

Everybody Loves Reagan
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CBS cancels a fictionalized, critical miniseries based on the life of a popular ex-president suffering from late-stage Alzheimer's disease.
11/06/2003
02:44

Headlines - Southern Republicans
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Voters in Mississippi and Kentucky sweep Republicans into their state houseswhile in Virginia, a Republican kicks a Democrat in the nuts.
11/06/2003
04:38

Rob Corddry is Watching TV - Made-for-TV
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Rob Corddry compares two fine films that are made with the sensitivity and understatement expected from made-for-television movies.
11/06/2003
05:36

Colin Firth
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Colin Firth is embarrassed after he signs autographs and falls down in front of his fans.
11/06/2003
00:06

Moment of Zen - The Reagans
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Nancy Reagan gives orders in a scene from the cancelled miniseries about President Reagan.
11/06/2003
00:15

Moment of Zen - Prince Charles
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Prince Charles briefly participates in a Muslim ceremony.
11/10/2003
01:57

Much Ado About Something
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Jon Stewart is not calling Price Charles the alleged bisexual of the realm.
11/10/2003
01:52

High School High
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A high school in South Carolina was raided for drugs and, oops, none were found.
11/10/2003
02:46

They The People
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Before the U.S. went to war in Afghanistan, it was a theocracy that Osama Bin Laden called home, but now it's an emerging democracy that Osama Bin Laden calls home.
11/10/2003
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