Jordan Klepper: Good Guy with a Gun Pt. 2

December 10, 2015 - Michael Strahan 12/10/2015 Views: 302,262

Jordan Klepper finds out that a good guy with a gun doesn't always stop a bad guy with a gun. (6:14)

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WHEN WE LEFT JORDAN, HE WASNEWLY LICENSED TO CARRY A

CONCEALED WEAPON IN MOST OFAMERICA.

HOORAY!

(LAUGHTER)

NOW LET'S SEE WHAT HE DOESWITH THAT LICENSE IN PART TWO.

>> AFTER ALMOST EIGHT ENTIREHOURS, I'D COMPLETED ALL THE

TRAINING NEEDED TO GET ACONCEALED HANDGUN LICENSE THAT

WOULD BE VALID IN 30 STATES.

>> GOOD JOB.

BUT NOW THIS MUSCULARSTRANGER WAS TELLING ME I WASN'T

READY TO HANDLE EVERY CRISISSITUATION.

>> YOU'RE NOT READY TO HANDLEEVERY CRISIS SITUATION.

>> WHO THE (BLEEP) ARE YOU?

PETE BLAIR, DIRECTOR OF THEALERT PROGRAM.

>> ALERT, OR THE ADVANCED LAWENFORCEMENT RAPID RESPONSE

TRAINING PROGRAM, HAS TRAINEDOVER 80,000 COPS TO RESPOND TO

ACTIVE SHOOTER EVENTS.

SO WHY WAS THIS DUDE TRYING TOJAM UP ON MY GUN NUTS?

>> BECAUSE YOU'VE HAD ONE DAY OFTRAINING.

>> I SEE HOW IT IS.

YOU WANT TO TAKE AWAY OUR GUNS.

>> IT WOULDN'T WANT TO TAKE WAYANYONE'S GUN BUT I WANT TO TRAIN

THEM.

>> 30 STATES, THE N.R.A. ANDUNCLE SAM ALL THINK I'M GOOD TO

GO WHEN IT COMES TO GUNS.

>> HOW MANY ROUNDS DID YOUSHOOT?

>> IS ROUNDS BULLETS?

>> YEAH.

>> A TON.

>> 10, 20, 30, 50?

>> YEAH, AND AT THE PAPER.

>> I RECOMMEND MORE TRAINING.

>> COME AT ME, BRO.

>> THIS IS YOUR WEAPON. AGAIN,I'M HANDING IT TO YOU AS A HOT

WEAPON.

>> ALERT AGREED TO TEST MYEASTWOOD REFLEXES IN THE

FOLLOWING SITUATION:

THERE'S AN ACTIVE SHOOTER IN THEBUILDING.

MY GUN SHOOTS PAINTBALL-LIKEBULLETS.

I'M THE GOOD GUY WITH A GUN TOTAKE HIM DOWN.

>> YOU NEED TO BE READY.

IT COULD HAPPEN ANY SECOND.

FROM THIS POINT ON, NEED TO BEREADY.

>> STOP!

STOP!

THAT WAS A TEST RUN.

I WASN'T READY.

>> PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BEREADY FOR IT IN REAL LIFE.

>> I GET A DO-OVER.

I PREPARED TO DO BATTLE AND GOTSHOT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.

WHY IS THAT SO HARD IN THAT WASNOTHING LIKE CALL OF DUTY.

>> I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT THATSIMPLE.

>> YEAH BUT THE ONLY WAY TO STOPA BAD GUY WITH A GUN IS A GOOD

GUY WITH A GUN.

>> THAT'S INACCURATE.

ONE OUT OF EVERY FIVE SHOOTEREVENTS GETS STOPPED BY A

POTENTIAL VICTIM AT THESCENE WHO ARE USUASLLY UNARMED.

>> WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE STATS,SOME LIBERAL THINKTANK LIKE

HILLARY PAC?

>> NO, A REPORT THAT CAME OUTLAST YEAR FROM THE F.B.I.

>> OBAMA'S F.B.I.?

>> IT'S THE F.B.I.

>> YOU BELIEVE THELIBERAL CLAP TRAP?

>> I CO-AUTHORED THE REPORT.

>> I TOOK HIS REPORT PROVED MYGOOD GUY WITH A GUN.

>> SOME CASES GOOD GUYS ARE ABLETO STOP THE SHOOTER.

>> MOST CASES?>> VERY CASES.

>> HALF?

>> NOT HALF.

>> A QUARTER?

>> NO.

>> WHAT PERCENT?

>> ABOUT 3%.

>> 3%?

BUT THESE GUYS SAID THE ONLY WAYTO STOP A BAD GUY WITH A GUN IS

A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN.

WE MUST NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUNS.

>> IF 97% MORE PEOPLE HAD GUNS100% OF THE TIME THERE WOULD BE

ZERO% CRIME.

>> NOT SURE HOW THE MATH WORKS.

>> GUN GOES BANG, BAD GUY GOESDOWN, I GET TO HAVE SEX WITH

CHER.

>> IF YOU HAVE A GUN, WERECOMMEND AS MUCH TRAINING AS

YOU CAN GET.

>> ALERT USES THIS ABANDONEDELEMENTARY SCHOOL TO TEACH LAW

ENFORCEMENT TO RESPOND TO ACTIVESHOOTER EVENTS.

THEIR ONSITE TRAINERS HAVE OVER40 YEARS COMBINED EXPERIENCE IN

MILITARY LAW ENFORCEMENT.

TRAINING WITH THESE GUYS, IFINALLY GET "ENOUGH TRAINING."

>> THERE IS NEVER ENOUGHTRAINING.

YOU'RE NEVER GOOD ENOUGH.

>> IT'S NOT SO MUCH ADESTINATION.

IT'S A JOURNEY.

>> BUT THE DESTINATION ISHEROVILLE IN THE STATE OF BLOW

JOB LAND.

>> HUH?

>> IT'S JUST, I MEAN, LIKE, WHENYOU'RE A HERO, COOL STUFF

HAPPENS.

I HAVE A CONDO THERE.

SHOULD STOP BY.

I'M GETTING LOST IN THISMETAPHOR.

>> YES.

AFTER ANOTHER FOUR AND A HALFHOURS OF TRAINING, IT'S TIME TO

SHOW THEM HOW IT'S DONE.

I HEAR SHOTS FIRED AT ANELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

POLICE ON THE WAY, WITH INNOCENTCIVILIANS INSIDE, I HAVE TO DRAW

MY CONCEALED HANDGUN ANDRESPOND.

WITH A HIGH-TECH SAFETY HELMETTO PROTECT MY SAFE.

I'M READY.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

>> WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING ME?

>> SO THAT WASN'T THE BAD GUY.

THERE THEY ARE!

I'M BEING SHOT.

OH, THANK GOD.

THE AUTHORITIES ARE HERE.

I JUST HOPE THEY KNOW I'M A GOODGUY.

I HAD FAILED.

YOU GUYS NEED HELP?

I'M A GOOD GUY.

>> I WAS SHOT OVER 20 TIMES BYTWO DIFFERENT BAD GUYS WITH GUNS

AND THE POLICE MISTOOK ME FOR ABAD GUY AND SHOT ME A BUNCH,

TOO.

ALSO I MIGHT HAVE SHOT ANUNARMED TEEN TWICE IN THE CHEST.

BEING A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN ISSTARTING TO FEEL WAY MORE

COMPLICATED THAN MOVIES ANDPOLITICIANS MAKE IT SEEM.

>> IT'S A COMPLICATED SITUATIONAND YOU DON'T WANT TO JUST GIVE

PEOPLE GUNS -- IT REQUIRESTRAINING.

>> WHO'S GOT TIME FOR THAT MUCHTRAINING?

>> PEOPLE WHO DEDICATE THEIRLIVES TO PROTECTING OTHERS.

>> THAT'S IT, BEING A GOOD GUYWITH A GUN TAKES A LIFETIME OF

TRAINING.

WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHO THEGOOD GUYS, ARE GET MILLIONS OF

THEM TO VOLUNTEER FOR TRAININGCOSTING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND

MAKE SURE THEY'RE IN THE RIGHTPLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME AND

PLACE THEM IN ALL OUR COLLEGESMALLS, CHURCHES -- YOU KNOW,

AMERICA.

JUST DO THAT.

OR...

>> CAN WE JUST, I DON'T KNOW,FIGURE OUT A WAY TO NOT PUT A

GUN IN THIS ASSHOLE'S HAND?

>> IT'S NOT MY PLACE FOR THAT.

>> THAT'S AN IDEA.

JUST TRY TO GET THIS ASSHOLE TONOT HAVE A GUN.

>> NOPE, I DON'T THINK THAT'SGOING TO HAPPEN IN OUR LIFETIME.

>> WELL, IT WAS WORTH A SHOT.

AT LEAST I CAN CONCEAL A HANDGUNALMOST EVERYWHERE.

SLEEP TIGHT, AMERICA!