Dave Attell - Drinking

CC Presents: Dave Attell Season 2, Ep 8 07/10/1999 Views: 26,299

Jack Daniels should come with bail money. (1:15)

THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT.

GO OUT, HAVEA COUPLE OF DRINKS.

WHY NOT ?

YOU KNOW WHAT MY DRINK IS--"JACK DANIELS".

YES, THAT ISA WILD-MAN DRINK.

THAT SHOULD COMEWITH BAIL MONEY,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING ?

'CAUSE ON JACK, YOU DON'T KNOWWHERE YOU'RE GOING TO END UP,

BUT YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GET THERE,YOU WON'T BE WEARING ANY PANTS.

THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS.

I'M DRINKING JACKAND I STARTED BLACKING OUT.

YOU EVER BLACK OUT ?

OR AS I CALL IT,"TIME TRAVEL".

YOU EVER DO THAT ?

OH, YEAH,YOU KNOW HOW IT IS--

YOU'RE DRINKING, YOU BLACK OUT,YOU WAKE UP,

YOU'RE AT ANOTHER BAR,YOU'RE DRINKING,

YOU BLACK OUT,YOU WAKE UP,

YOU'RE PLAYING THAT KNIFE GAMEWITH A HALF-INDIAN

SOMEWHERE IN NORTH DAKOTA.

YEAH... YEAH...

WINNER FIXESTHE TRANNIE, YEAH !

YOU'RE DRINKING,YOU BLACK OUT,

YOU WAKE UP,YOU'RE IN WHITE CASTLE...

WORKING THERE THREE YEARS,

STILL NOTASSISTANT MANAGER.

YOUR BUDDIES TELL YOU TO QUIT,BUT YOU CAN'T

'CAUSE YOUR BANGING THESLOW GIRL ON THE "FRY-O-LATER".

THEY SAY SHE'S A LITTLE DIM,BUT THOSE TITTIES AIN'T DIM !

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LITTLECOUNTRY WESTERN TUNE.

( humming country western song )