Corey Holcomb - Rough Childhood

  • Season 9 , Ep 24
  • 07/21/2005
  • Views: 13,700

Corey gets put in special ed. (1:34)

YOU ALL TO LOOK OVER ME TONIGHT

I HAD ROUGH CHILDHOOD.

THEY THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY

SO THEY HAD ME IN THAT, YA KNOW

THAT SPECIAL CLASSROOM BACK IN

GRAMMAR SCHOOL?

THEY GOT 'EM EVERYWHERE.

YA KNOW THE SPECIAL ED,

THE ROOM THAT ONLY HAS LIKE

EIGHT, NINE KIDS IN THERE.

TWO OF 'EM ARE CROSS-EYED.

ONE OF 'EM GOT A REAL BIG HEAD.

YOU GO ON A LOT OF FIELD TRIPS.

ALL OF 'EM SMELL LIKE PEE.

YOU KNOW THAT CLASSROOM.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I GOT ADVICE FOR MEN AS WELL AS

LADIES OUT HERE IN THE DATING

GAME.

FELLAS, IF YOU'RE OUT HERE IN

THE DATING GAME, I WANT YOU

TO INVEST IN A CAMERA PHONE

BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU

NEED PROOF THAT THINGS WERE

CONSENSUAL.

[LAUGHTER]

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

YOU CAN FIND YOURSELF IN A

WORLD OF TROUBLE IF YOU DON'T

HAVE PROOF.

I TOOK IT A STEP FURTHER.

I HAVE A TEDDY BEAR WITH A

VIDEO CAMERA IN HIS EYEBALL.

WHENEVER IT WINKS, THAT'S WHEN

IT'S IN RECORD MODE.

[LAUGHTER]

I GOT COREY, DON'T WORRY

ABOUT IT.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

I JUST DO IT FOR PROTECTION

LADIES, YA KNOW, IN CASE THERE'S

ANY SEXUAL MISUNDERSTANDINGS AND

THIS THING GOES TO COURT, I GOT

VIDEO TO PROVE MY INNOCENCE.

AND I'M NOT SHY I WILL PUT

THE VIDEOTAPE IN FOR THE WHOLE

COURTROOM TO SEE...

PROUDLY.

[LAUGHTER]

LADIES O

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