The Next Milk

Season 2 , Ep 2 10/10/07 Views: 17,041

Sarah could have been the one who found the next milk in her dog's anus. (2:52)

TO LICK A DOG'S BOTTOM,

A CATEGORICAL ACTOF BESTIALITY,

WHAT'S NEXT?

GAY MARRIAGE?

I ASSURE YOU, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU,

I WILL NEVER DO THIS AGAIN.

I MEAN, IF YOUWANNA CURE PEOPLE

OF WANTINGTO LICK DOG'S ASSES,

LET THEM LICKDOG'S ASSES.

HEY, YOU GOT ANY GUM?

YOU MEAN FOR SARAH?

I'M NOT A MONSTER.I'M JUST A CURIOUS ECCENTRIC.

LIKE, UH, ALBERT EINSTEIN

OR SIGMUND FREUDOR CHARLES WOOLERY.

MISS SILVERMAN,THE ONLY MIND CREATIVE ENOUGH

TO FIND A LINKBETWEEN YOU AND EINSTEIN...

WOULD BE EINSTEIN HIMSELF.

[laughter]

ORDER!ORDER!

[stops himselffrom laughing]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

I APPEAL TO YOUTO THINK OF THE FIRST MAN

TO EVER DRINK MILKFROM THE TEAT OF A COW.

I BET HE GOTA LOT OF FLACK TOO.

BUT LOOK AT HIM NOW.HE'S A GENIUS, ISN'T HE?

NOW, I DIDN'T DRINKFROM MY DOG'S ANUS,

BUT WHO'S TO SAY

THAT I COULDN'T HAVE FOUNDTHE NEXT MILK?

THE NEXT MILK COULD HAVE BEENIN MY DOG'S ANUS.

IT TURNS OUT IT WASN'T.

IF THERE'S AN OPPOSITEOF MILK THOUGH,

I THINK I MAY HAVE FOUND THAT.

I CHALLENGE YOU,

EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU,

TO GO OUT THEREAND FIND THE NEXT MILK.

WHETHER IT BE IN A CAT'S EAR

OR A DOLPHIN'S BLOWHOLEOR A MONSTER'S NOSE.

BUT IF YOU THINK IT'S WRONG,

IF YOU THINK THE CURIOUS SHOULD BE CONDEMNED,

WELL, I'M AFRAIDWE'LL NEVER FIND THE NEXT MILK.

AND THAT'S SAD.

I'M DONE.I'M FINISHED.

[music swells]

[exhales forcefully]

HEY, YOU'RE DOING GREAT,BY THE WAY.

I SAW YOUR EYE ROLL,

BUT NOW YOU'RE GONNA SEE"MY" ROLE...

IN THIS CASE.

YOUR HONOR, I'D LIKETO CALL TO THE STAND

DOUGLAS JERRY SILVERMAN.

OH!

[crowd murmuring]

[dramatic music]

[mouths "Hi, puppy."]

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