Terry's Parole Pt. 1

  • Season 5 , Ep 9
  • 05/22/2008
  • Views: 105,571

During Terry's preliminary parole hearing, he reveals to Dangle and Junior that he's the smartest person in his family. (1:26)

YOUR JOB SKILLSTO BE?

[SIGHS]

SKATING...YEP.

THAT'S GOOD.

HIGH-FIVING...

SKATINGAND HIGH-FIVING.

LOW-FIVING...

LOW FIVE,THE ANTITHESISOF HIGH FIVE,

AND?AND SINGING.

SINGING.

SO, TERRY,WHAT YOU'REBASICALLY SAYING

IS, YOU COULD BE IN"STARLIGHT EXPRESS"

IF THEY EVER, EVERARE BOLD ENOUGHTO MOUNT IT AGAIN.

YES.YES.

POSSIBLE"STARLIGHT EXPRESS"UNDERSTUDY.

YOU'REOFF DRUGS NOW?

YOU'RETOTALLY CLEAN?

I'M SO CLEAN, IT'S NOTEVEN RIDICULOUS.

NOT EVEN RIDICULOUS.NOT EVEN RIDICULOUS.

HERE'S THE THING.

I FIND THATEERILY A LITTLE BITDISAPPOINTING

BECAUSE IF YOU'RENOT ON DRUGS--

IF THIS IS YOUTOTALLY, TOTALLYCLEAN--

AND YOU'VE MISSED19 PAROLE HEARINGS

AND YOU'RE WORKINGAT WHO LETTHE CLOGS OUT?,

THAT'S KIND OFDISAPPOINTING,DON'T YOU THINK?

FIRST OF ALL,I WAS VOTED THE SMARTESTAT MY FAMILY REUNION,

LIKE, HANDS DOWN.

BY THE RESTOF YOUR FAMILY?

YOU CAN'T PUT UP TWO FINGERSFOR THE SAME THING.

YOU CAN'T SAY YOU'RE SMARTESTAT YOUR FAMILY REUNION,HANDS DOWN.

THAT'S ONE THING.THAT'S ONE THING.

I WAS VOTED SMARTESTIN MY FAMILY REUNION,

THAT'S ONE.HANDS DOWN.

NO. THAT'S PARTOF THE SAME SENTENCE.

YOU'RE SAYING TWOPARTS OF THE SAMESENTENCE--

PART ONEOF THE SENTENCE,

END OF THE SENTENCE.

THOSE AREN'TTWO THINGS.

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