LIKE, REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A TEENAGER
AND EVERYTHING YOUR PARENTS DOEMBARRASSES YOU?
LIKE YOUR FRIENDS COME OVER THE HOUSE, YOU'RE LIKE, "DAD, GOD.
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
- COME ON, GUYS." - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT BUSH.
LIKE, "GEORGE, GOD.
COME ON GUYS."
[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]
I VOTED FOR KERRY AND I'M STILL GETTING EMAILS FROM HIM, TOO.
IT'S KIND OF PATHETIC. LIKE,"THERE'S STILL WORK TO BE DONE."
- YEAH, THERE IS, "DELETE." - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
NOT BY ME.
IT'S KIND OF SAD WHENYOU HAVE TO SPAM THE GUY
THAT YOU VOTED FOR FOR PRESIDENT.
[LAUGHTER]
BUSH, KERRY AND NADER,THOSE WERE THE CHOICES.
ALTHOUGH NADER, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU TAKE A MULTIPLE-CHOICE EXAM
AND THEY TELL YOU TO IMMEDIATELYRULE OUT ONE CHOICE? IT'S CRAZY.
THAT'S NADER.
IT'S LIKE THE SQUARE ROOT OF 324 IS
A) 32, B) 18, C) CHOCOLATE...
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
WELL, I KNOW IT'S NOT CHOCOLATE. THAT' NADER.
[LAUGHTER]