LIKE, REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A TEENAGER

AND EVERYTHING YOUR PARENTS DOEMBARRASSES YOU?

LIKE YOUR FRIENDS COME OVER THE HOUSE, YOU'RE LIKE, "DAD, GOD.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

- COME ON, GUYS." - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT BUSH.

LIKE, "GEORGE, GOD.

COME ON GUYS."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

I VOTED FOR KERRY AND I'M STILL GETTING EMAILS FROM HIM, TOO.

IT'S KIND OF PATHETIC. LIKE,"THERE'S STILL WORK TO BE DONE."

- YEAH, THERE IS, "DELETE." - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

NOT BY ME.

IT'S KIND OF SAD WHENYOU HAVE TO SPAM THE GUY

THAT YOU VOTED FOR FOR PRESIDENT.

[LAUGHTER]

BUSH, KERRY AND NADER,THOSE WERE THE CHOICES.

ALTHOUGH NADER, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU TAKE A MULTIPLE-CHOICE EXAM

AND THEY TELL YOU TO IMMEDIATELYRULE OUT ONE CHOICE? IT'S CRAZY.

THAT'S NADER.

IT'S LIKE THE SQUARE ROOT OF 324 IS

A) 32, B) 18, C) CHOCOLATE...

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WELL, I KNOW IT'S NOT CHOCOLATE. THAT' NADER.

[LAUGHTER]