I'm going to be honestwith you guys
I went through somehard shit this year.
I had a relationshipof two and a half years
with someone that wasvery special fall apart
and little disappointments alongthe way and where's the joke?
Don't get weird.
That'd be weird.
He's having a breakdown now?
Start the car.
I-- I-- I got throughit and I'm getting
through it becauseI believe in angels.
And I let me tell you about mylord and savior, Jesus Christ.
No, no, no.
When I say angel I mean I don'treally believe in angel angels.
It's my term that I use foranything that makes you laugh
when you don't thinkyou can possibly laugh.
Like, the bestexample I can think of
is imagine yourselfwalking out of a funeral
and you see a really fatguy playing a tuba happily.
And then he tripsand crushes the tuba.
And then he farts a reallylong time while giggling.
That's a [beep] angel.
There's no way youwould not laugh at that.
You'd buy him five moretubas, give him $100,
be like, do it five more times.
Bring me back to life.
Like, I was inMadison, Wisconsin
on a tour with a friend ofmine who's about my same age.
And Madison is great.
It's a college town.
But I always feelweird in these towns
because I'm too old to be astudent, I'm too young to have
a kid going there, so I'mjust a creep walking around.
I'm trying not tolook at boobies.
And I'm just, like,feeling weird.
And I go in this bar.
And this kid is sittingthere taking IDs.
He's like 19 if he's a day.
He's like, IDs.
Takes my friend and goes,you're old as [beep].
You're really old as [beep].
We walk in.
We're laughing our assesoff like that-- what a dick.
Hey, two Jack and Cokes.
The bartender's like, IDs.
We're like, gavehim to the doorman.
He's like, what doorman?
He was gone.
That little [beep].
It was just some kid.
Just some kid that didn't workthere who decided to make us
feel self consciousabout our ages.