Safety - Safety Analysis

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 03/11/2009
  • Views: 41,535

Demetri Martin illustrates tricks for dealing with wild animals based on their names. (1:19)

TO DO A QUICK ANALYSISOF SAFETY.

I LOVE THE SAYING"SAFETY FIRST,"

'CAUSE IT MAKES ME WONDER,"WHAT'S NEXT?"

SAFETY FIRST.

THEN DANGER.YES!

DESSERT.I CAN'T WAIT.

LET'S GET SAFETY DONESO I CAN HAVE A SNACK.

A LOT OF CREATURES TELL YOUWHAT TO DO

WHEN YOU'RE AROUND THEMIN ORDER TO STAY SAFE.

WRITE IN THEIR NAME...

LIKE A DUCK.

DUCK! WATCH OUT.

THERE'S A DUCK COMINGTOWARD YOUR HEAD. DUCK.

THERE'S A BAT.BAT IT AWAY.

THERE'S A BADGER.

BADGER IT.BOTHER IT.

BADGER THAT BADGER.

BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE TRICKY,LIKE THE LION.

IT'S THE OPPOSITE.

DO NOT LIE ON.

THAT'S A TRICK.

EVEN TRICKIER: BLOWFISH.

WHEN THE VAN FIRST CAME OUT,CREEPS MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE,

"OKAY.

"A ROOM WITH NO WINDOWSTHAT MOVES? YEAH!

DEFINITELY."

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