You know, back when I was a kidin the 1900s,
LEGO was just a brandof building block play sets
-that hurt like a bitch whenyou stepped on 'em. -(laughter)
These days,there's a whole LEGO...
They still hurt a lot,by the way.
-(laughter)-That didn't change.
But these days,there's a whole LEGO empire!
They got LEGOLAND,they got LEGO Star Wars.
-PHOEBE ROBISON: Mm-hmm.-This man's horrifying,
-skin-textured LEGO cosplay.-(laughter)
ADAM NEWMAN:Oh, just got nails.
-HARDWICK: I know. He doesn't.-Just one nail.
-Why was I given life and nofingers? -(laughter, groaning)
-Why? -Why did I putmy hands in there? I thought
-I'd get super powers!-(applause)
Well, we're just weeks awayfrom the release
of The LEGO Batman Movie, which maybe...
-(applause and cheering)-Listen. -ROBINSON: Yeah.
may have done a couple voicesin this movie.
Maybe I did!Maybe I'm in this movie.
-ROBINSON: Cool!-(applause and cheering)
Okay, I am. I did.I'm very excited about it.
Very excited about this.
So, very excitedabout LEGO Batman.
Also, shortly followedby LEGO Fences.
-I wasn't sure if you guyswere aware. Um... -(laughter)
-I...-(applause and cheering)
-Oh.-ROBINSON: I think I...
I... um... I did not get askedto be in this one.
Today, LEGO is expandingin social media,
launching LEGO Life,
a new LEGO-based social networkfor children 13 and under
-and probably me,Chris Hardwick. -(laughter)
This is an Android and iOS app,has built-in
anti-bullying measures,chiefly that any kid cool enough
to be a bully is probably notgonna be
-on the LEGO social network.-(laughter)
So, you'll be fine there.
Comedians, if this trendcontinues, what is the next
social network targetedat children under 13?
-Adam.-(as child): This many square.
-HARDWICK: Yeah. Points.Very good. Yeah. -(laughter)
-Very good. Phoebe.-Tindergarten.
-HARDWICK: Yeah. Points!-(laughter, applause)
Uh, Puber. It's like Uber,but for pubes.
-(laughter)-HARDWICK: Yes. Wait. I'm sorry.
Hang on a second.
So... you go on itto have pubes brought to you?
-Yeah, yeah.-Oh, okay. Great.
-I just wanted to clear it up.-When you're low.
HARDWICK: Yeah. Yeah,that's all I wanted to know.
-PuberEATS is disgusting.-HARDWICK: It's...
HARDWICK: Well done.Well done, Adam.