Arj Barker - Did You Score?

  • Season 10 , Ep 13
  • 03/30/2006
  • Views: 8,459

A date is not a sporting event. (1:05)

AND YOU GET HOME AND YOU THINK YOUR FRIENDS

WOULD BE A LITTLE EXCITED FOR YOU LIKE,

"HEY, HOW'D IT GO? WHAT WAS IT LIKE?"

BUT MY FRIENDS, THEY ONLY WANT TO KNOW ONE THING.

"DID YOU SCORE? DID YOU SCORE?HEY GUESS WHAT? NEWS FLASH GUYS,

A DATE'S NOT A SPORTING EVENT. OKAY, A DATE'S AN OPPORTUNITY

TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF ANOTHER INDIVIDUAL

AND CELEBRATE THE UNIQUEOSITY OF THAT PERSON.

AND NO,I DIDN'T [BLEEP] SCORE!

BUT I DON'T CARE, OKAY.BECAUSE I BELIEVE

THAT IF YOU GO ON A DATE AND YOU GET TO SECOND BASE

AND THEN YOU GO HOME ALONE AND RUB ONE OUT...

THAT'S LIKE RUNS BATTED IN.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WHY DON'T I GETANY CREDIT MAN?

I DROVE HOME THREE MILLION GHOST RUNNERS.

ALL RIGHT, TWO MILLION, I SMOKE WEED.

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