Get On the Bus

  • Season 3 , Ep 8
  • 07/17/2012
  • Views: 67,885

When a bus driver doesn't take "the Ders way" to get to the office, Adam tries his own fear-based way. (2:21)

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- WE DID IT AGAIN.- WE DID IT!

AND I THOUGHTWE WEREN'T GONNA MAKE IT.

WE'LL BE FINE NOW.

- ONCE AGAIN,DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY BEER?

ANYBODY?ANY KIND OF ALCOHOL?

NO?- THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR HELP.

- YEAH. HEY, WHAT THE HECK?- GOOD STUFF.

- EXCUSE ME, SIR.

YOU'RE NOT GOING STRAIGHTTO THE OFFICE LIKE I ASKED YOU.

- NO, THIS ISN'T THE DERS WAY.- I LOVE THE DERS WAY.

WHY AREN'T WE GOINGTHE DERS WAY?

THE DERS WAY'S A GOOD WAY.- TRIPLE-LEFT, CENTER, RIGHT.

YOU GUYS NEVER TOLD MEYOU LIKED MY WAY.

I'M GLAD THAT YOU LIKE IT.

IT'S A GOOD--OH, MY GOD! GET DOWN!

- WHAT?- GET DOWN! IT'S ALICE!

EXCUSE ME, SIR!

LISTEN, WE'RE JUSTA COUPLE OF YOUNG BUCKS

CHASING THE AMERICAN DREAM,AND WE MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

- BEHIND THE LINE.

- OKAY, HAVEN'T YOU EVERSCREWED THE POOCH?

YOU EVER WANTED A DO-OVER?

IF SO, I'M BEGGING YOU TOGO STRAIGHT TO 24TH AND CROCKER

WITHOUT ANY STOPS.- 24TH AND CROCKER?

- YEAH.- THAT'S 11 STOPS.

- SO WHAT?YOU'RE PERFECT?

I'M LOOKING AT THE GODDAMNMOM TERESA IN FRONT OF ME?

I'VE TOLD MY BOSS I WANTEDTO COVER HER

IN CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH DUSTAND THEN SUCK HER--

- I'M WARNING YOU,IF YOU DON'T SIT DOWN,

I WILL HAVE YOU REMOVEDFROM THIS BUS.

- I'M OKAY WITH THAT,CONSIDERING--

THERE'S A BOMB ON THE BUS!

IF WE GO BELOW 50 MILES PER HOUR

OR DON'T GO DIRECTLYTO TELAMERICORP,

WE'RE ALL GOING TO EXPLODE!- WHAT DID YOU SAY?

- I SAID, "THERE'S A BOMBON THIS BUS!"

- SON, I NEED TO KNOW--- OH! WATCH OUT!

- OH! WHOA!

- CANS! IT WAS JUST CANS.

- IT WAS A MEXI-CAN.

OH, OH, MAN.

- OH, HE'S FINE.

- OH.- HEY, HE'S ALL GOOD.

- DON'T MOVE! DON'T MOVE!

- YOU WERE JUST HIT BY A BUS,BUDDY. SUCK IT UP.

- OH, OH, MAN.NO, I CAN'T DO THIS.

I CAN'T TAKE IT.

[device beeps]

- [coughs]- .06.

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO NOT DRUNKIN MY LIFE, MAN.

I'M ABOUT TO BE HUNGOVER, DUDE!- NO!

WE ARE NOT GIVING UP! OKAY?

WE'RE GONNA GOIN THAT LIQUOR STORE,

AND I WILL BUY US SOME BOOZE

TO REPLENISH OUR BODYWITH LIQUOR.

- YEAH- COOL.

- DERS, I MIGHT NEEDTO BORROW A DOLLAR OR TWO.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?- I'M NOT...

FEELING--- OH, HE'S PASSING OUT!

HE'S WASTED!- I DON'T FEEL GOOD.

- ARE YOU OKAY?- S'GO...WITHOUT ME.

- GO WITHOUT YOU?- YES.

both: OKAY.- WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[car horn honks]- ACTUALLY, CARRY ME.

IT'S VERY DANGEROUS OUT HERE.

- YEAH. WE'RE SO CLOSE,WE'RE SO CLOSE.

[car horn honking]ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, MA'AM.

- DON'T ACT LIKE YOU NEVERPASSED OUT IN THE STREET

WITH ROLLERBLADES BEFORE!

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