Steve Rannazzisi - Softball Team

Lampert, Wood Jr., Leggero, Rannazzisi Season 9, Ep 910 11/11/2005 Views: 16,536

You want some slow pitch softball? (0:51)

WHICH I THOUGHT WAS A GREAT IDEA.

YOU KNOW WE PLAY SLOW PITCH SOFTBALL ON SUNDAYS.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.

BUT THE GUYS ON MY TEAM ARE CRAZY.

THESE GUYS SHOW UP TO GAMES, SLOW PITCH SOFTBALL GAMES,

WITH CLEATS, STIRRUPS, THE BARRY BOND'S ARM GUARDS ON,

THE BLACK CRAP UNDER THEIR EYES.

I'M LIKE, FELLAS, THE BALL IS THIS BIG. IF YOU CAN'T SEE IT,

YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE DRIVEN TO THE GAME TODAY.

[LAUGHTER]

MY PITCHER'S THE WORST. THE FIRST BATTER AT EVERY GAME

HE TRIES TO PSYCHE OUT THE OTHER TEAM.

SO HE'LL STARE AT HIMAND HE'LL GO LIKE THIS.

WHAT? WHAT? YOU WANT SOME OF THIS MAN?

WHAT? YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS MAN.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!

YOU CAN'T--OH, YOU WANT IT?

WELL, HERE IT COMES MAN, ARE YOU READY?