Dov Davidoff - Guy Talk

  • Season 11 , Ep 5
  • 01/25/2007
  • Views: 13,312

In public, guys will say things that catch Dov Davidoff off guard. (1:55)

NO, LOOK, THE POINT IS-- [BLEEP] NO.

- [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE]- YES SIR. THE UM--

I DON'T KNOW. IT'S SO STRANGE DEALING WITH PEOPLE.

I NEVER GET USED TO IT.

YOU KNOW GUYS ARE STRANGE WITH ONE ANOTHER.

LIKE WE'RE ALL COOL HERE'CAUSE WE'RE IN A ROOM.

BUT YOU GET OUT INTO THE WORLD,AND IT'S STRANGE THE WAY

WE RELATE TO ONE ANOTHER. GUYS ARE ONLY NICETO EACH OTHER IN PUBLIC

WHEN IT'S SOMETHIN' IN COMMON, LIKE SPORTS OR SEX.

LIKE GUYS WILL SAY THINGS THAT STILL CATCH ME OFF GUARD.

I WAS AT A BUS STOP AND THE DUDE TURNED TO ME.

THIS GIRL WALKS BY, A NICE LOOKING GIRL, JOHN.

AND THE DUDE TURNED TO ME AND HE GOES "MAN, YOU SEE THAT?

I WOULD TAKE HER HOME AND DO THINGS TO HER THAT IF SHE HAD PARENTS--

SHE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT THEM IN THE EYE AGAIN."

AND I WAS LIKE "THAT'S COOL." I HOPE THIS BUS GETS HERE SOON.

WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT NOW, THE WEATHER?

WE PRETTY MUCH TAKEN THIS FRIENDSHIP AS FAR AS IT'LL GO,

YOU SERIAL KILLER.GUYS DO STRANGE STUFF LIKE THAT!

I WAS IN THE PHARMACY. THEY HAVE TWO PLY CONDOMS NOW.

FOR REAL, TWO PLY. IT THAT'S A REFLECTION

OF THE TIME AND SPACE WE LIVE IN ON THIS PLANT.

THE GUY TURNS TO ME IN THE AISLE, HE GOES,

"HEY, YOU THINK I SHOULD GO FORTHE TWO PLY OR THE REGULAR?"

I'M LIKE, "MAN,IF YOU'RE EVEN THINKING TWO PLY

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T [BLEEP] HER."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

I WAS LIKE,"WHY NOT GET THE CONDOM

THAT COMES WITH THE PENICILLIN AND THE SYRINGE, YOU LUNATIC?

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