Hotboxing the Burweedo Suit

  • Season 4, Ep 9
  • 03/19/2014
  • Views: 4,255

When Adam and Blake cause a scene outside the guys' new restaurant, Karl and Ders threaten to fire them from the business. (2:38)

[beatboxing]- ♪ WE'RE LIKE

- ♪ FRESH FRESH FRESH

- BEST BUD BURRWEEDO!- [coughs]

- WHOO!- THESE MEATS ARE TASTY TREATS.

- DUDE, THIS IS RAD![laughs]

- [laughs]IT'S GOOD, RIGHT?

- BEST JOB I'VE EVER HAD, MAN.

I DON'T EVEN FEEL HOT ANYMORE.

- RIGHT?IT'S LIKE A SAUNA.

LIKE, I FEEL LIKEI SHOULD BE BUTT NAKED

WITH A TON OF MY DUDE FRIENDS

JUST RELAXING AND LOSING WEIGHT.- [coughs]

AND IT'S KIND OF HARDTO SEE IN HERE, THOUGH, HUH?

OH, WHOA.SORRY, DUDE.

AH! AH!I DROPPED THE ROACH!

AH!I'M ON FIRE!

- HEY--- [screams]

- YOU'RE GOING IN THE STREET!- HELP! [screams]

- OH, GOD.YOU ALMOST DIED.

- [screams]- BLAKE!

- ADAM!- BLAKE!

- I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, MAN!

I GOT YOU! I GOT YOU!- OH, THANK GOD.

- IT'S JUST ME. IT'S JUST ME.IT'S JUST ME.

HERE, LET'S GO THIS WAY.[horn honks, both scream]

NOT THAT WAY.THE OTHER WAY.

- AH!I'M TRAPPED IN HERE!

- OH, MY GOD.- I'M TRAPPED IN HERE!

both: AAH![horn blares]

- OH, THANK YOU, DUDE!

I COULD HAVE BEENA CORPSE BURRITO, MAN!

OH--- [screams]

- OW!- OH, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

LET'S GET YOUOUT OF THIS THING.

- [groans]

WHY, HELLO, THERE,MISS THANG. WOW.

- OH, DAMN.ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MISS?

- I DON'T THINK SO.MY MOUTH!

- UH, YEAH. WHAT?- IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD.

- GOD. HEY.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?- NO!

- WHOA, JESUS.- WHY'S IT SMELL LIKE WEED?

- I THINK IT'S PROBABLYTHE SKUNK.

- YEAH, MAN,THERE'S A SKUNK RIGHT THERE.

- I AM SO SORRYTHAT THIS HAPPENED.

- STAY THE [bleep] AWAYFROM ME!

both: OOH.- YOU GOT A DIRTY MOUTH.

- WEE-WOO, WEE-WOO.- I LIKE THAT.

- LANGUAGE ALARM.

- I THINK WE OUGHTTO FIRE YOU GUYS

IS WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN.- YEAH.

- HEY, YOU CAN'T FIRE US, BUD!

WE ALMOST JUST DIEDIN THESE DEATH TRAPS.

- HEY, DON'T YOU SASS HIM!

- WE'LL SASS WHO WE WANT TO SASSWHEN WE WANT TO SASS 'EM.

- OH, SASSHOW IT'S GONNA BE, HUH?

- THAT'S FOR YOU, BABY!- LIKE WILL SASSO!

- LET ME SHOW YOUSOMETHING, HUH?

- THEY DON'T RESPECTWHAT WE'VE BUILT, KARL.

- MAYBE WE SHOULDSTOP SELLING WEED.

PEOPLE LIKE THE BURRITOSJUST FINE WITHOUT IT.

- STOP SELLING WEED?

YOU MAKE ME WANT TO BARF

AND THEN SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUTLIKE A CAT THAT'S BARFING!

- WE GOT A FOOD CRITICCOMING TOMORROW!

- I DON'T CARE ABOUT FOOD!

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.HE'S RIGHT. HE'S RIGHT.

- GET UP.- [grunts]

- STUPID FRICKIN'--- NO, NO, NO.

DUDE, DUDE, THEY'RE RIGHT.

I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THE FOODCRITIC IS TO OUR DREAM.

- COOL.

- YOU ONCE WAS LOST,BUT NOW YOU FOUND.

- YES, SIR.

- NOW, PICK UP THE ROADKILLLIKE WE ASKED THIS MORNING.

- OH, WE'RE PICKING UPTHE ROADKILL. TRUST ME.

- WE'RE NOT TELLING YOU.WE'RE BEING COOL. WE'RE ASKING.

- I KNOW.YOU'RE SUCH COOL BOSSES.

THIS IS SUCH A BETTER JOBTHAN TELEMARKETING, GUYS.

- HEY, WHAT'S UP?WERE YOU FATALITIED BY SUB-ZERO?

'CAUSE NOWYOU DON'T HAVE A SPINE.

- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.UH, GET THA--GET THE SKUNK.

- I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'.- YOU DO?

EW, NO, NO, NO, NO--- OH, IT'S ALL "COAGLUGLATED."

- EW.- IT'S "COAGULEGULATED."

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