Wild Animals

  • Season 3 , Ep 18
  • 03/06/2013
  • Views: 2,580

Blake and Jillian let their inner animals roar while Ders and Adam fight against nature. (3:06)

- OH!- HEY, HEY.

IT'S OKAY.IT'S JUST A COYOTE.

REALLY,REALLY FAR AWAY COYOTE.

- WHAT IF THERE ARE OTHERS,CLOSER?

THEY'RE WILD ANIMALS,BLAKE.

- JILLIAN, WE'REWILD ANIMALS TOO, ALL RIGHT?

THERE IS A WILD ANIMALINSIDE OF YOU.

- YOU THINK?- HELL, YEAH. YOU KIDDING ME?

AND YOU PROBABLY GOT SOMETHINGLIKE JUST CRAZY,

JUST A SAVAGE BEASTINSIDE OF YOU.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?

- OH, I-I DON'T KNOW.

A LION?

- OH, YEAH!TOTALLY!

- YEAH?- YOU ARE SO A LION.

WELL, A LIONESS.

YEAH, 'CAUSE OF THE...- I'M...

- VAGINA THING.

- A LADY.- YEAH.

COME ON, YEAH. LET'S HEAR IT.LET'S HEAR YOUR LIONESS ROAR.

- NO, WHAT? WHAT IF--WHAT IF THE KILLER DOG HEARS US?

- WELL, THEN, THAT KILLER DOG'SGONNA HAVE TO--

HAVE TO FIGHTJILLIAN THE LIONESS!

AND, UH--AND BLAKE THE...

MASTODON!

[chuckles]

[imitatesmastodon trumpeting]

- [roars]

both: [laugh]

- [roars]- YEAH!

- [roaring]- OH, YEAH!

YEAH, THAT'S--- [laughs]

- THAT'S COOL, JILLIAN,I NEVER SEEN THIS SIDE OF YOU.

YOU GOT A--[chuckles]YOU GOT A WILD SIDE, GIRL.

- [growls, giggles]- KINDA LIKE IT.

- YEAH?- YEAH.

- SO WHAT MAKES YOUA MASTODON?

IS IT 'CAUSE OF YOUR BIG,GIANT TRUNK?

- NO, I HAVE TO TAKEA MASTODON-SIZED CRAP.

[chuckles] HOLD DOWN THE FORT,LIONESS JILLIAN.

- ALL RIGHT.- [farts] WHOA.

IT'S COMING OUT ALREADY.- OH.

[howling]- [blows nose]

WHAT WAS THAT?- OH, MY GOD.

IT'S THE DOG!

- I DON'T CARE, MAN,LET IT COME FOR US.

- COME ON, DUDE.- [blows]

- DON'T BE SUCH A BABY.

JUST BECAUSE MOTHER NATURE

WHIPPED OUTHER DELICIOUS MAMMARY

AND SPRAYED NATURE LIZARD MILKDOWN MY THROAT,

AND ALL SHE WANTS TO DOIS MURDER YOU.

YOU MUST FEEL BADABOUT THAT.

- NO.

- WE ARE MEN!WE ARE DOING THIS!

WE ARE MEN IN THE WOODS,AND WE'RE DOING THIS!

- ALL RIGHT.

- MEN IN THE WOODS,AND WE'RE DOING THIS!

- [burps]- OKAY, OW.

- SLOW DOWN.- I THINK I HURT MY ANKLE.

- [roars]

[roars]- HEY!

[laughs]GUESS WHAT.

I WASN'T BACK THERETAKING A MASTODON DUMP.

I WAS CHANGING MY ANIMALTO BETTER MATCH YOUR LIONESS.

I'M BLAKE...

THE DIRE WOLF.

- OOH, I LIKE THAT.[giggles]

- DID YOU KNOWTHAT WHEN THE DUDE WOLF

ENGAGES IN SEX,

HIS GENITALS SWELL UP?

- OH, THAT'S VERY COO--- I WASN'T FINISHED.

- OH.

- HIS GENITALS SWELL UP,AND HE...

HOOKS INTO THE CHICK WOLF,

AND SHE CAN'T GET AWAYFOR UP TO 20 MINUTES.

PRETTY COOL, HUH?

- WELL, YEAH,BUT I'M A LIONESS.

- OH, I KNOW.

BUT HAVEN'T YOU ALWAYSWANTED TO SEE

TWO DIFFERENT ANIMALSDOING IT?

- YES.- ME TOO.

SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

[sniffs]PERMISSION TO HUG YA?

- HOOK IT UP, BLAKE.

- I CAN'T WAIT TO TELLTHE DUDES ABOUT THIS.

- WAIT, WHAT?- HUH?

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