Rob Stapleton - Scary Movies

  • Season 13, Ep 6
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 13,617

Ever take your date to a scary movie, and you end up getting scared yourself? (1:15)

YOU GUYS HAD A LOT OF CHOICES,BUT YOU CAME OUT.

TOOK MY GIRL TO THE MOVIESTHE OTHER DAY.

YOU EVER GO TO THE MOVIES,

AND YOU SEE A DUDEBIGGER THAN YOU?

YOU EVER SEE A DUDE SO BIG,

HE HITS YOU, AND YOU APOLOGIZEFOR THE STUFF HE DID TO YOU?

I WAS AT THE MOVIE.THIS DUDE WAS HUGE, MAN.

HE HIT ME WITH HIS ELBOW,AND I KNOW HE MEANT TO DO IT.

HE HIT ME. I WAS LIKE,"SORRY ABOUT THAT. MY BAD."

"SORRY ABOUT THAT.THAT WAS MY FAULT. I'M SORRY.

"NO, I WAS GOING LIKE THIS.THAT WAS MY BAD.

DID YOU EAT?YOU ALL RIGHT? YEAH."

HAD ONE OF THEMBLACK GIRLFRIENDS --

"WAIT, ROB,HE MEANT TO DO THAT."

I SAID, "BITCH, SHUT UP.LET'S GO SEE 'HAPPY FEET.'"

YOU EVER TAKE YOUR LADYTO THE MOVIES, FELLAS,

TO GO SEE SOMETHING SCARY?

YOU EVER TAKE YOUR LADY TO THEMOVIES, GO SEE SOMETHING SCARY,

YOU END UP GETTING SCARED?

IT BE THAT EARLY DATE.

SHE GOT THE BIG BREASTS.YOU WANT HER LEANING ALL ON YOU.

YOU BE LIKE,"THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD, RIGHT?

YEAH, I LIKE THIS PART."

YOU GO SEE THEM "HOSTEL"OR "SAW III,"

THE VIOLENCE STARTSRIGHT AT THE BEGINNING.

LIKE, AS SOON AS THE MOVIEBEGINS, YOU BE LIKE,

"IT'S GONNA BE GOOD,RIGHT, YEAH."

YOU TRY TO GO ON.

[ ROARING ]

"LOOK, I'M GONNA GO SEE'HAPPY FEET.'"

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