Bobby Bottleservice - Video Chat

  • Season 1, Ep 2
  • 01/23/2013
  • Views: 66,325

Bobby Bottleservice interviews a prospective singer to add to his musical empire. (3:03)

[typing noises,message alerts]

- WHAT'S YOUR STORY?TALK TO ME.

- WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE, IWANNA EXPAND MY SINGING CAREER

TO BE, LIKE, A MICHAEL-JACKSONLEVEL ENTERTAINER.

- OBVIOUSLY, LIKE,A COLLABORATION WITH ME,

LIKE, THAT KIND OF STUFFIS POSSIBLE, NO DOUBT, OKAY?

- YEAH, YOU SEEM LIKE YOUPROBABLY WOULD DO, LIKE,

GOOD BUSINESS IN TERMS OF SOMANY SHADY PEOPLE OUT THERE

AND CROOKED AND, LIKE,YOU KNOW, SHYSTERS.

BUT YOU SEEM LIKE A REAL,REAL, DOWN TO EARTH DUDE.

- "IMPLISH-ITLY."YOU COULD ABSOLUTELY,

IMPLISH-ITLY TRUST ME.

- I'M GONNA BRING 110%

TO THE TABLE ON A DAILY BASIS.

SO ONE THING I WOULD DO IS,LIKE, THIS.

- OKAY, THAT'S GREAT.

YEAH, 'CAUSE IT'S, LIKE,I COULD SEE MYSELF SHOOTING

ON YOUR FACE OR SOMETHINGTHAT WOULD BE RESPECTFUL.

- [giggles]

LOT OF PEOPLE SAYI HAVE A REAL CUTE LAUGH.

IT'S LIKE...[annoying laugh]

- OH, THAT'S A GREAT LAUGH.- [continues laughing]

- [laughs]

I THINK OF MYSELF AS, LIKE,

A VERY COOL,VERY WHITE JAY-Z.

- YEAH. YEAH.

- I'M STRAIGHT-UPLOOKING FOR BEYONCE.

- WOW. THAT'S GREAT!

- LIKE FIRST AND FIRST MOSTLY,FOR ME, IT'S ABOUT FAMILY.

- YEAH.- SO WHETHER IT'S, LIKE--

WHETHER IT'S, LIKE,REAL FAMILY,

[tearing up]LIKE MY FAMILY, LIKE MY MOTHER--

I MEAN, LIKE, ARE YOU VERYSERIOUS ABOUT SINGING? LIKE--

- I FEEL LIKEI COULD LEARN FROM YOU

IN TERMS OF,I HAVE SO MANY MENTORS,

BUT YOU WOULD BE,LIKE, THE REAL DEAL.

- YOU JUST SAY YOU HAVE MANYMENTORS AND THAT, LIKE--

- BUT THAT'S,LIKE, IN THE PAST.

- 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKEI BEEN HURT BEFORE

AS FAR AS, LIKE,COLLABORATING WITH WOMEN.

AND I'M TRYING TO SLEEP WITHTHEM, FIND OUT THAT THEY'RE

USING OTHER MENIN A SIMILAR FASHION

THAT I'M TRYINGTO USE THEM.

DO YOU UNDERSTANDWHAT I'M SAYING?

- I'M TRYING TO, IT'S LIKE,CERTAIN WORDS I DON'T KNOW.

- THIS FEELS CRAZY, RIGHT?

- THIS IS CRAZY,IT'S LIKE,

I'VE BEEN HURT TOO,AND IT'S, LIKE, YOU KNOW,

IT'S REALLY GOOD TO FEEL,LIKE, EXTRA SAFE

WITH SOMEBODY RIGHT NOW,EVEN THOUGH IT'S LIKE,

WE DON'T KNOW,DO WE GO FROM A BUSINESS ZONE

INTO MANY OTHER ZONESAS WELL?

- THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING,STRAIGHT-UP.

- LIKE, IN THE BED,JUST LIKE TALKING

AND TELLING SECRETS AND STUFF?- TELLING SECRETS.

CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET?- YEAH.

- I WILL BEAT--- BOBBY?

- WHAT'S--- BOBBY.

UH...- IS THAT YOUR SECRETARY?

- YEAH, THAT'S, LIKE, BASICALLY,LIKE, MY SECRETARY.

- OKAY. OKAY.- EXCUSE ME.

- THAT'S COOL, YOU--

HI, I'M FARLEY. HELLO.NICE TO MEET YOU.

- VERY NICE TO MEET YOU TOO,

BUT I'M NOT HIS SECRETARY,I'M HIS MOTHER.

- EXCUSE ME.NO DISRESPECT. ONE SECOND.

- BOBBY?EXCUSE US.

I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU...- YEAH?

- THAT I LOVE YOU.- I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, MOM.

- I LOVE YOU, BABY.

- FARLEY?- GOOD. SHE'S GONE.

- FARLEY, WHERE'D YOU GO?[door slams]

- NOW!- OKAY, MA.

- DINNER.- I'M COMING DOWN, SWEETHEART.

I LOVE YOU, MA.- I LOVE YOU, BABY.

- I LOVE YOU TOO, MA.- IT'S ALMOST COLD.

[crying]- I'LL COME DOWN!

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