Anthony Jeselnik - Not a Religious Person

Anthony Jeselnik: Caligula Season 1, Ep 1 01/13/2013 Views: 26,417

The reason Anthony Jeselnik's girlfriend became an atheist is way more interesting than the reason he became an atheist. (1:10)

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I would call myselfan atheist.

I don't havea good story behind it.

I'm just reasonable.

[ Laughter ]

But my girlfriend [Chuckles]

My girlfriend has got, like,the greatest story

behind why she's notreligious anymore.

She said, when she was a kid,like 12 years old,

her parents naileda 25-pound crucifix to the wall

right above her bed.

And about two weeks later,in the middle of the night,

the crucifixfalls off the wall

and leaves a two-inch gash

in the backof her dad's head.

[ Laughter ]


Like, whether you laughedor not,

you got to admit,that's a [bleep] great story.