You Can't Sell That on eBay - Slightly Used Anal Beads

  • Season 1 , Ep 01014
  • 01/28/2014
  • Views: 4,189

Myq Kaplan, Jamie Lee and Steve Agee name items that would not be hot sellers on eBay. (1:33)

"YOU CAN'T SELL THAT ON eBay"(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

GOOD ENTHUSIASM.

YOU CAN TRY TO SELL ALMOSTANYTHING ON eBay.

SOME REAL ITEMS CURRENTLY FORSALE ARE:

FALSE DENTURE ICE TRAY.

COMEDIANS, YOU HAVE 60 SECONDSTO COME UP WITH THINGS THAT NO

ONE WOULD WANT TO BUY OFF eBay.

FOR EACH ITEM YOU GET THAT ISFUNNY, 250 POINTS WILL BE

REWARDED TO YOU BY ME, THE GIVEROF THE POINTS.

60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, AND GO.

YES, JAMIE LEE?

>> SLIGHTLY USED ANAL BEADS.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: POINTS to JAMIE LEE.

YES, MYQ KAPLAN.

>> VERY USED ANAL BEADS.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: POINTS TO MYQ KAPLAN.

STEVE AGEE?

>> MY ANAL BEADS.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: SUCH A REFRESHING

THEME FOR A MIDNIGHT SHOW.

POINTS TO STEVE.

YES, JAMIE LEE.

>> A BRILLO PAD CONDOM.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: OH, GODAMMIT.

I JUST STARTED THINKING ABOUTIT.

YES, I WILL GIVE YOU POINTS FORTHAT.

MYQ KAPLAN?

>> SLAVES.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: YOU KNOW, TO BE FAIR,

THAT'S SOMETHING YOU WOULDNEVER WANT TO SEE ON eBAY.

I HAVE TO GIVE HIM POINTS WITHINTHE RULES OF THE GAME.

YES, JAMIE LEE.

>> ALL OF THESE FINGERS I"FOUND."

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: POINTS.

STEVE AGEE?

>> MY NINE-YEAR-OLD SON EDDIE.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: POINTS.

AND NO POINTS FOR EDDIE.

YES, JAMIE LEE?

>> A BLANKET MADE OUT OF ALL OFTHE WEAVES THAT HAVE FALLEN OUT

DURING A "REAL HOUSEWIVES OFATLANTA" CAT FIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: OH, THAT'D BE AWESOME.

POINTS FOR THAT.

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