Yahoo Answers - Unicorns & Elephants

  • Season 1 , Ep 01005
  • 01/13/2014
  • Views: 921

Chris asks the panelists to come up with funnier responses than the ones on Yahoo Answers for hard questions about unicorns and elephants. (1:36)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY YAHOO!

ANSWERS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

IF YOU'RE A FAN OF CROWD SOURCED

MISINFORMATION AND BORDERLINE

RACISM, YAHOO! ANSWERS IS FOR

YOU!

I'M GOING TO READ A REAL

QUESTION POSTED TO YAHOO!

ANSWERS AND IF YOUR ANSWER IS

BETTER THAN THE YAHOO! FAVORITE

ANSWER YOU GET 250 POINTS.

YOU GUYS READY?

HERE'S THE FIRST QUESTION: HOW

WERE UNICORNS MADE?

I JUST WANT TO KNOW EVERYONE'S

IDEA OF HOW UNICORNS WERE MADE.

THANKSSS!

LOLZ.

YES, KYLE?

>> THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS

UNICORNS, JUST GAY HORSES WITH

TIARAS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: I'M ALREADY GOING TO

GIVE YOUR POINTS FOR YOUR

ANSWER.

THE MOST POPULAR ANSWER WAS: A

KID WITH ICE CREAM WAS LIKE,

"OH, PONY."

THE KID TRIED TO RIDE IT BUT

DROPPED HIS ICE CREAM ON THE

PONY'S HEAD, THE CONE STAYED

AND WHEN THE PONY HAD A BABY THE

BABY HAD A HORN.

>> THAT IS SOLID.

THAT IS SOLID.

(APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: IT IS A GOOD ANSWER

BUT I STILL LIKED YOURS.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE: "HOW DO I

SUCCESSFULLY FOOL AN ELEPHANT TO

GO TO THE SEA?"

YES, BRAUNGER?

>> 'ELL IF I KNOW.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: #DADJOKE.

>> JUST KIDDING, YOU TELL THEM

THERE'S NO ELEPHANT GOD.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: SO YOU (BLEEP) WITH

THEM ON AN EXISTENTIAL LEVEL.

>> AND THE DEPRESSION DRIVES HIM

INTO THE OCEAN.

>> Chris: "EVERYTHING I BELIEVED

IS A LIE."

>> "I PRAY TO YOU EVERY DAY,

GANESH."

>> Chris: THE TOP ANSWER WAS

"PROMISE ICE CREAM AT THE

BEACH."

SO YOU GET POINTS MATT BRAUNGER.

WELL DONE.

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