Yahoo Answers - Unicorns & Elephants

  • Season 1 , Ep 01005
  • 01/13/2014
  • Views: 904

Chris asks the panelists to come up with funnier responses than the ones on Yahoo Answers for hard questions about unicorns and elephants. (1:40)

TIME TO PLAY YAHOO! ANSWERS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)IF YOU'RE A FAN OF CROWD SOURCED

MISINFORMATION AND BORDERLINERACISM, YAHOO! ANSWERS IS FOR

YOU!

I'M GOING TO READ A REALQUESTION POSTED TO YAHOO!

ANSWERS AND IF YOUR ANSWER ISBETTER THAN THE FAVORITE ANSWER

YOU GET 250 POINTS.

READY?

HERE'S THE FIRST QUESTION: HOWWERE UNICORNS MADE?

I JUST WANT TO KNOW EVERYONE'SIDEA OF HOW UNICORNS WERE MADE.

THANKS!

KYLE?

>> NO SUCH THING AS UNICORNS,JUST GAY HORSES WITH TIARAS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Chris: I'M ALREADY GOING TO

GIVE YOUR POINTS FOR YOURANSWER.

THE MOST POPULAR ANSWER WAS: AKID WITH ICE CREAM WAS LIKE OH,

PONY.

THE KID TRIED TO RIDE IT BUTDROPPED HIS PONY BUT THE CONE

STAYED AND WHEN THE PONY HAD ABABY THE BABY HAD A HORN.

>> SOLID.

THAT IS SOLID.

(APPLAUSE)>> Chris: IT IS A GOOD ANSWER

BUT I LIKED YOURS.

NEXT ONE: "HOW DO I SUCCESSFULLYFOOL AN ELEPHANT TO GO TO THE

SEA?"BRAUNGER?

>>,LIFANINO!

JUST KILLING, YOU TELL THEMTHERE'S NO ELEPHANT GOD.

THE.

>> Chris: YOU HIT THEM ON ANEXISTENTIAL LEVEL.

IS "EVERYTHING I BELIEVED IS ALIE.

I PRAY TO YOU EVERYDAY GANESH."

THE TOP ANSWER WAS "PROMISES THECREAM AT THE BEACH."

POINTS MATT BRAUNGER.

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