You can see the latest casualty
of the Donald Trump presidentialtrain wreck continued today
with fast food executiveAndrew Puzder
withdrawing his nominationfor Secretary of Labor,
leaving him free to go backto his job being the guy
at Illuminati sex partieswho shouts "Ass to ass!"
-(laughter, applause & cheering)-Ass to ass.
-Ass to ass! Ass to ass!-HARDWICK: Yeah.
-That's definitely him.-(laughter)
-Uh, so, all the Trump...-WIL WHEATON: I feel like
we need to acknowledgethat footballstud6969
...on the Internet for-for,
-like, for allof humanity to have. -Yeah...
HARDWICK: You know,what a bummer that there were...
-DREW CAREY: I wonder where thecopies are. -Yeah, I know.
It was a bummer that there werealready 6,968 football studs
-that he had to putthat lat one. -(laughter)
-Well, it's a big country.-HARDWICK: It is. So,
this Trump drama never ends.
Every day, it feels likean episode of Game of Thrones,
where you're like, "How can theykeep cramming all this drama
and treachery into sucha short amount of time?"
-(laughter)-We just need Elizabeth Warren
to swoop in on a dragon,
or Justin Trudeauto show his dick like Hodor.
-(laughter, applause & cheering)-So comedi... Yeah.
HEATHER ANNE CAMPBELL:It's so...
-It's-it's... wide. -HARDWICK: Yeah, it is.
-It's really wide.-HARDWICK: Yeah, it is.
CAREY:It's in... it's in Canadian.
-(laughter) -HARDWICK:Oh, 100 points to Drew for that.
That is one exchange rateI can get behind.
-(laughter)-CAREY: Or in front of it.
Maple syrup lube?You got it.
-(laughter) -Next up...What do you think...?
What crisis do you thinkthe Trump administration
will face tomorrow?Anyone can buzz in.
Kellyanne Conwaywill deny her own existence.
HARDWICK: I thinkthat's possible. Yeah. Points.
-(laughter, applause)-Mr. Drew Carey.
They're gonna run out of feetto shoot themselves in.
-(laughter, applause)-All right, great. Points.
Heather Anne Campbell.
Trump and Putin will be caughtin bed 1969-ing.