I saw a lady a few weeks agoat my gym.
I can't make this up, clearly.
She was on the stationary bike,wearing a helmet.
And I was, like,I have to do something here
to mess with her.
There's got to be somethingthat I can do.
I started looking around,I went in the pool,
and I grabbed the life preserverring off the wall--
that ring thing--I put it around my head.
And I got on the rowing machinenext to her. I was, like...
"It's pretty windy in here!
"I hope I don't drown!
I got to go. My name's Pete.Thank you very much.