Mike Britt - Airplanes

  • Season 6 , Ep 4
  • 05/12/2002
  • Views: 3,466

We need Wesley Snipes in the air, not on the ground. (1:18)

I WAS LIKE, "WELL, THEY DIDN'T

BLOW UP THE TICKET COUNTER.

THEY HIJACKED PLANS.

WE NEED THEM UP IN THE SKIES.

WE NEED PASSENGER 57."

(LAUGHTER)

WE NEED WESLEY SNIPES IN THE

AIR, BABY.

WE NEED WESLEY IN THE AIR.

WE DON'T NEED THEM ON THE

GROUND.

I TELL YOU ONE THING.

IF THEY GOING TO CHANGE THINGS,

I DON'T HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH IT.

CHANGE SOME STUFF ON THE PLANE

THOUGH.

HERE'S SOMETHING I NEVER

UNDERSTOOD ABOUT AIRPLANES.

I FLY A LOT.

WHY, UNDER MY SEAT,

IN THE AIR PLANE IS THERE

A FLOTATION DEVICE?

WHAT GOOD IS THAT GOING TO DO ME

30,000 FEET IN THE AIR, HUH?

UNLESS, IT CAN FLOAT ON CLOUDS

THIS (BEEP) IS NOT GOING TO HELP

ME TOO MUCH ONCE THIS GO DOWN.

A FLOATA--

I GUESS THE TITANIC HAD

PARACHUTES THEY ALL WOULD HAVE

BEEN SAFE.

EVERYBODY WOULD HAVE BEEN ALL

RIGHT.

TOO MUCH, MAN.

I KNOW WHEN IT WENT DOWN,

I KNOW THE STATUE OF LIBERTY

WAS NERVOUS.

I KNOW THE STATUE OF LIBERTY--

WHEN THE PLANE WENT BY SHE WAS

LIKE, "WHAT THE (BLEEP!"

(LAUGHTER)

SHE PROBABLY TRIED TO BLOW THE

TORCH OUT.

(LAUGHTER)

"SHOOT, I THINK I NEED TO GO

BACK TO FRANCE."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

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