(cracking, creaking, rumbling)
Could the seed havebeen contaminated
by a virus fromthe germ vault?
Uh, yeah, I suppose.
Wait! This couldbe a goodthing.
That weaponized virus
made the sickly little treegrow big and strong!
(rumbling continues,pine cones whizzing)
(people gasping, yelling)
Wait-- this could bea goodthing.
Reforestation has begun.
Aw, geez with this, hah?
(gasping, panicked shouts)
(clattering, glass shattering)
Arguably, this could bea goodthing.
The planet has returnedto its primeval state!
Earth is just the way it wasbefore the white man came!
Good news!All these pine trees
are fighting global warmingby producing oxygen!
Happy now, Gore?
Yeah. But I'd be happierif I had a set of lungs.
(device beeping)Hey, wait a second!
Oxygen levels arerising too rapidly!
60 percent!As long as itdoesn't hit 70.
You know, I don't recallhaving done anythingfor a while,
but I still feelI deserve a smoke.
The air's on fire.
Ho, ho, ho!
Stay tuned for another taleof holiday hilarity.