Jimmy Pardo - Towels

  • Season 6 , Ep 11
  • 06/30/2002
  • Views: 6,231

Hotel showers and home showers are quite different. (0:47)

I WAS STAYING IN A HOTEL

WHILE I'M HERE IN TOWN.

I LIKE STAYING IN HOTELS.

SIR, LET ME ASK SOMEBODY

A QUESTION.

WHEN YOU TAKE A SHOWER AT HOME,

HOW MANY TOWELS DO YOU USE?

ONE!

ME, TOO.

(LAUGHTER)

WE'RE VERY SIMILAR, YOU AND I.

I TOOK A SHOWER IN A HOTEL,

YOU KNOW HOW MANY TOWELS I USE?

15 TOWELS.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.

AT HOME ONE.

IN A HOTEL IF THERE'S 15 HANGING

THERE, I'LL USE ALL STINKING

15 OF THEM.

ONE FOR EACH FOOT, BETWEEN THE

KNEES, UP THE ASS, OVER THE

HEAD.

I GOT ONE LEFT OVER, I CHAMOIS

DOWN THE CAR WITH IT.

YOU'VE BEEN NICE FOLKS.

THANKS A LOT.

WE'LL SEE YOU AGAIN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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