Scott Kennedy - Bathroom Break on Skis

  • Season 8, Ep 28
  • 06/10/2004
  • Views: 2,349

Scott tried to take a pee break in the woods while skiing. (2:02)

HERE.

THE WORST THING, I HATE RENTING

CARS.

YOU GUYS HAVE ALL DONE IT.

WHAT IS IT, YOU GET TO RENTAL

CAR COUNTER THEY START BEATING

YOU OVER THE HEAD TO GET THAT

RENTAL CAR INSURANCE.

IT'S LIKE WHAT, 10 BUCKS A DAY?

PRETTY BIG RIP-OFF.

ALTHOUGH I USUALLY GET IT,

I FIGURE, "YOU KNOW, FOR $10

A DAY, I CAN DRIVE THIS CAR THE

WAY I'VE ALWAYS REALLY WANTED

TO DRIVE."

[LAUGHTER]

GOING 110 DOWN THE INTERSTATE,

GOING, HEY.

I WONDER WHAT'LL HAPPEN IF I

THROW THIS SUCKER IN REVERSE.

HA-HA-HA-HA!

"OH, HEY, THEY BRING YOU A NEW

CAR.

ALL RIGHT.

THERE'S $10 SKIPPY.

WHY DON'T YOU FOLLOW MY ASS A

COUPLE MORE HOURS.

WE'RE JUST GONNA FIND OUT WHAT

OVERDRIVE IS ALL ABOUT."

[LAUGHTER]

I RENTED A CAR UP IN LAKE TAHOE.

OH, MY GOSH, LAKE TAHOE?

GREAT SKI PLACE.

ANY SNOW SKIERS OUT THERE BY

APPLAUSE?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

OH.

YOU GOTTA GO TO TAHOE.

THE SNOW IS INCREDIBLE.

THE TRAILS, THOUGH, ARE REALLY

LONG, AND I DIDN'T LIKE THAT,

BECAUSE I DRINK A LOTTA BEER

WHEN I SKI.

AND I HAVE TO PEE, LIKE, EVERY

MILE.

I SWEAR TO GOD.

I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD I DO THAT

LITTLE KID PEE/DANCE THING,

RIGHT?

WHICH IT DOESN'T HELP YOU

NOT PEE, BUT FEELS PRETTY GOOD.

[LAUGHTER]

MY FRIENDS ARE LIKE, "DUDE,

STOP."

THEY GO, "IF YOU HAVE TO PEE

THAT BAD, JUST SKI OFF INTO

THE WOODS."

BUT I HAD ONE FRIEND WHO GOES,

"DUDE, SEE, SKI FAR ENOUGH INTO

THE WOODS SO YOU DON'T OFFEND

PEOPLE."

NOT THAT I WOULD, BUT I

APPRECIATE THOSE KIND OF

COMPLIMENTS.

ALL RIGHT.

I SKIED WAY BACK INTO THE WOODS.

I STOPPED.

I STARTED GOING.

[WHISTLING]

BUT THEN I STARTED GOING.

[LAUGHTER]

AND I COULDN'T STOP GOING EITHER

WAY.

I WAS PEEING, AND SKIING,

AND SCREAMING.

AAH!

I WENT OVER A HILL.

I WAS STANDING ON ANOTHER SKI

RUN, JUST LIKE, "HI."

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

LITTLE KIDS ARE SKIING BY.

"MINE'S BIGGER THAN THAT."

"SHUT THE HELL UP."

[LAUGHTER]

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