Mike Britt - Virus

  • Season 6 , Ep 4
  • 05/12/2002
  • Views: 7,103

YEP, IT'S BLACK HISTORY MONTH.

WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE Y'ALL AIN'T

SEEN PROPER THERE.

BLACK HISTORY MONTH.

I HATE WHEN BLACK HISTORY MONTH

COME AROUND, THOUGH.

AS SOON AS YOU TURN ON THE TV...

♪ UMBALAYLA, UMBALAYLA,

♪ UMBALAYLAY, UMBALAYLA,

DI SEMBODE, SAY MCDONALD'S?

(LAUGHTER)

"MCDONALD'S?

WHERE'S THAT AT?"

Y'ALL PUT A LOT OF STUFF

ON MY PEOPLE.

YOU ALL PUT A LOT OF STUFF

ON MY PEOPLE.

Y'ALL PUT AIDS ON US.

REMEMBER THEY SAID AIDS

CAME FROM AFRICA, BRO?

REMEMBER THAT?

THE AFRICAN GREEN MONKEY.

(LAUGHTER)

NOW, I WATCH A LOT OF

WILD DISCOVERY.

I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A GREEN

MONKEY OR NONE OF THEM SHOWS.

EVEN THE AFRICAN PEOPLE

WAS LIKE, "WHAT GREEN MONKEY

ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?"

"THAT'S NO GREEN MONKEY

AROUND HERE.

WHERE?"

THE MONKEYS GOT SCARED,

THEY WAS LIKE, "AR, AR, AR, AR.

I DON'T WANT THAT.

SCARED."

(APPLAUSE)

IT'S TOUGH OUT HERE NOW.

SEX IS TOUGH!

SAFE SEX DONE TOOK ON A

WHOLE NEW FACE NOW.

YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE SEX NOW

WITH A GAS MASK AND A CONDOM.

THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH PROTECTION.

HOW YOU GOING TO HAVE SEX

LIKE THIS?

SHE LOOKING AT ME LIKE,

THAT'S, ACTUALLY--

I LIKE THAT.

I LIKE THAT.

(LAUGHTER)

IT DO SOUND GOOD WHEN YOU SPEAK.

"WHO STUFF IS THIS?"

THAT AIN'T BAD.

THAT AIN'T BAD.

IT ACTUALLY AIN'T BAD.

TOO MUCH OUT HERE, MAN.

THAT'S WHY I TRIED TO GO ON THE

INTERNET.

WE GOT TO BE SAFE THERE.

YOU CAN'T RUN INTO ANY PROBLEMS

ON THE INTERNET.

I WENT ON ONE OF THEM SEX SITES,

YOU KNOW.

I WANT TO SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL

IS.

I WENT TO BIGBOOBS.COM

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I LIKE.

YOU KNOW?

I WENT IN THERE AND, YOU KNOW,

AND A CHICK WAS SITTING THERE

WITH THE ICON, YOU KNOW,

RIGHT BY HER STUFF WAS LIKE,

"YOU WANT TO SEE MY WET KITTY

CLICK HERE."

YOU KNOW.

"I WANT TO SEE THE KITTY."

RIGHT?

I WANT TO SEE IT.

BUT, I'M ABOUT TO OPEN IT UP,

FRIEND'S LIKE, "NO DON'T OPEN UP

SHE MIGHT HAVE A VIRUS."

I WAS LIKE, "DAMN! HERE, TOO?"

WOW!

SHE HAVE A VIRUS HERE?

I'VE GOT TO GO ON-LINE

WITH GLOVES.

I'VE GOT TO GO ON-LINE

WITH GLOVES.

I TELL YOU IT'S A WASTE OF TIME

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