DL Hughley - Beautiful Women Get By

Season 1 , Ep 101 05/15/05 Views: 20,404

In DL Hughley's experience, everybody looks the other way when an ugly woman cries. (1:07)

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YA KNOW, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED

MAN THAT UH THE MORE BEAUTIFUL

A WOMAN IS THE MORE BULL [BLEEP]

YOU'LL PUT UP WITH?

BEAUTIFUL WOMEN GET AWAY WITH

MURDER.

A PRETTY WOMAN COULD START

CRYING IN HERE RIGHT NOW,

EVERY MAN IN HERE, "GIRL,

YOU ALL RIGHT?

[LAUGHTER]

OOH, I HATE TO SEE A PRETTY

THING LIKE YOU CRYING."

UGLY WOMEN CATCH HELL WHEN THEY

CRY 'CAUSE DON'T NOBODY GIVE A

DAMN.

[LAUGHTER]

[SOBBING]

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"HEY GIRL GET AWAY FROM MY CAR!"

"DON'T MAKE ME THROUGH ANOTHER

ROCK AT YOU, MOVE NOW!"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND PRETTY WOMEN THINK THEY

ONLY JOB IS TO BE PRETTY,

YOU EVER NOTICE THAT THEY...

"WHAT DO YOU DO?"

[CLEARS THROAT] "LOOK AT ME!"

[LAUGHTER]

AND PRETTY WOMEN CAN'T COOK

WORTH A DAMN.

Y'ALL KNOW YOU CAN'T.

CAN'T MAKE [BLEEP] BUT

RESERVATIONS.

"HEY GIRL, I'M HUNGRY."

"WHERE YOU WANT TO EAT AT?"

"IN THE KITCHEN, THAT'S WHERE

I WANT TO EAT.

SEE THAT BOX WITH A FIRE COMING

OUT, THAT'S A STOVE."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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