Top Meth

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 10/26/2010
  • Views: 79,382

It's down to the final three cooks and the lab is getting hot on the Top Meth season finale. (1:25)

Announcer: ON THE SEASON FINALE OF THIS YEAR'S HOTTEST SHOW,

"TOP METH," IT'S DOWN TO OUR FINAL THREE COOKS.

AND LET'S SAY THE LAB IS GETTING HOT.

MAN, I AIN'TNO DAMN HARRY POTTER.

THIS SOMEWHITE PEOPLE BULL.

HEY, MAN, WHY DON'T YOUGO ON "TOP CRACK" THEN?

BECAUSE I'M GONNA WINTHIS SHOW RIGHT HERE.

"TOP CRACK"?I GOT YOUR TOP CRACKRIGHT HERE.

- BOOM, BOY.- OH, -- YOU, OBAMA.

I'MA HURT THIS WHITE BOY.SOMEBODY BRING ME BACK MY GUN.

Announcer: CASSIE REMAINS COMPLETELY STRUNG OUT.

WE'RE OUT OF INGREDIENTS,SO I HAD TO -- THAT GUY

TO GET THE BATTERIESFROM HIS WALKMAN.

THESE AAs ARE REALLYGONNA SPICE UP MY BATCH.( shudders )

Announcer: AS THE COOKS ARE PUSHED TO THEIR LIMITS, PANIC SETS IN.

Wayne's voice: I GUESS THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS CILANTRO,

WHICH IS SOME LEAFY-ASS --.

SMELLS LIKE GODDAMN AIDS,BUT HOPEFULLY IT'LL BRING OUT

THE PAINT THINNER REAL GOOD.YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I SUCKED MY OWN --ON EASTER.

Announcer: THE RECIPE BETTER BE STRONG

BECAUSE THESE JUDGES HAVE A HIGH TOLERANCE.

FEELS LIKE RAT --.

NAH, MAN, I CUTTHAT LITHIUM WITHMY OWN DOOKIE.

- ( blows raspberry )- I CAN FEEL THE DOOKIE RIGHT HERE, ASS--.

( sniffing )AIN'T NO DOOKIE IN THIS.

YOU GOING THROUGHTO THE NEXT ROUND.

THAT'S WHATI'M TALKING ABOUT, MAN!

I'MA SUCK MY -- IN FRONTOF MY WHOLE FAMILY.

HOLD UP.WHAT ABOUTCASSIE'S BATCH?

( explodes )

HER LAB BLEW UP.DISQUALIFIED!

I WIN!

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