Lando's Fan

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An ambitious employee of Cloud City tries to use a chance encounter with Lando Calrissian as an opportunity to move up in the world. (2:31)

- LANDO! WHAT?OH, SNAP!

YO, LANDO!

YO, LANDO CALRISSIAN!

- OH, HI.YEAH, THAT'S ME.

- OH...DUDE!LANDO!

YO! YO, YOU STRAIGHT UP RUNNINGCLOUD CITY RIGHT NOW, DOG!

- [chuckles]- THAT'S YOU, MAN!

YOU OUT THERE JUST--

[imitates ship engine whirring,laser blasts]

SWOOSH!

- WELL, YOU KNOW,I-I DO MY BEST.

- ZEEF, MAN. ZEEF HOWDO.BIG FAN, BIG FAN.

- WELL, ZEEF, IT'S REAL NICETO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.

- STRAIGHT UP, THOUGH--STRAIGHT UP, MAN.

YOU AN INSPIRATIONTO ALL OF US, MAN.

YOU INSP--YOU'RE THE REASONI'M OUT HERE IN CLOUD CITY, DOG.

MAN, I AIN'T EVEN JOKING, MAN.- THAT'S NICE.

- BUT, YO, IDEALLY, THOUGH?- YEAH?

- IDEALLY--ON AN IDEAL SITUATION,

I WOULD BE DOINGLIKE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

I'D BE UP THERE, LIKE,IN THE HIGH CHAMBERS

OF CLOUD CITY, DOG.

- WELL, ZEEF,IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

- YO, RIGHT ON, MAN,

'CAUSE THEY GOT MEIN THE CARBONITE ROOM

RIGHT NOW, SON.

THAT'S BULL[bleep], RIGHT?

THEY GOT ME WORKINGWITH SOME PIG DUDES AND WHATNOT.

YO, I AIN'T NO PIG,YOU KNOW?

AND YOU EVER NOTICE, MAN,

THERE AIN'T A LOT OF BROTHERSOUT HERE, MAN, IN SPACE.

RIGHT? IT'S LIKE THEY'RETRYING TO KEEP US DOWN, MAN.

- YOU KNOW, I-I DON'T THINKTHAT IT'S THE POLICY.

I JUST THINK IT'SREALLY, REALLY DIFFICULT

TO GET TO THIS LEVEL.

YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTANDTHE POLITICS OF THE EMPIRE

AND, AT THE SAME TIME,

ALL THE MOTIVATIONSOF THE REBEL ALLIANCE.

- ALL THAT, MAN, ALL THAT.- YOU'VE GOT--

- ALL THAT, ALL THAT,ALL THAT, ALL THAT, ALL THAT.

BUT IDEALLY, THOUGH, MAN?

IDEALLY, WHAT I'M TALKINGABOUT IS, LIKE, ME AND YOU--

WE SHOULD, LIKE, DO SOMETHINGTOGETHER, THOUGH, MAN,

'CAUSE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,YO, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, MAN,

I USED TO FLY THOSE LANDSPEEDERSALL THE TIME.

MY FRIENDS WAS LIKE,"MAN, YOU SHOULD BE PILOTING

ONE OF THE X-WINGS,"RIGHT?

AND SO THAT'S,LIKE, DISAPPOINTING, MAN,

'CAUSE I GOT HERE,AND THEY JUST HAD ME, LIKE,

CLEANING UP THE R2 UNITSAFTER THE X-WINGS COME IN.

- ZEEF, I GOT TO GO.

YOU SHOULD PROB--OH, NO.

- MAN, I'M SAYING, MAN,HOW DO WE CONTACT ONE ANOTHER?

'CAUSE THAT'STHE MOST IMPORTANT THING--

THAT WE CONTACT ONE ANOTHER,

'CAUSE, YO, LOOK, MAN,IDEALLY, THOUGH?

IDEALLY THOUGH?

I WOULD GET TO FLY, SOMEHOW,LIKE, THE MILLENNIUM FALCON.

LIKE, THAT WOULD BE COOL.[device beeps]

AND, YO, LET ME GET YOU MY--LIKE, MY CONT--

I GOT MY CARDIN HERE SOMEWHERE.

[beeping]MAN, I'M JUST TRYING

TO FIND THIS, LIKE,POCKET RIGHT HERE,

'CAUSE THESE--SOMETIMES, THESE SUITS,

THEY DON'T GOT NO POCKETS.- YOU KNOW WHAT, ZEEF?

JUST GIVE YOUR INFORMATIONTO LOBOT HERE,

AND WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.

- LOBOT?

MAN, I SEE HOW IT IS.

I GOT TO TALK TO YOUR MANDROIDRIGHT NOW?

MAN, [bleep] YOU, [bleep]!

LITTLE WHITE-ASS HAIR!

WHY YOU WEARING A CAPE,THOUGH, HUH?

WHERE YOU GOING,THE ICE PLANET HOTH?

- [chuckles]OUTRAGEOUS.

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